{sam evans ff}
Olivia Schuester is a Cheerio, a member of the celibacy club, she's popular and she gets good grades. She's surviving high school until her Dad brings back the Glee Club.
"You're supposed to hold me down but you're holding me back an...
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Valentine's Day. Another day of the year where I was reminded of how single I was, only on this day I was reminded very obviously with hearts stuck on the walls and bunting hanging from the ceiling. It didn't help that most of the members of the Glee Club were dating, so there were only a few of us that were single; and it meant that I'd have to watch Sam and Quinn being all in love for an entire day.
"I have one word for you." Dad wrote 'love' in a giant heart. "Brittany?"
"Is it love?" She asked. "I'm totally going to graduate now."
"Valentine's Day is coming up, so for this week's lesson, I want you guys to pick a partner because you're going to sing to them what you think the world's greatest love song. Find a song that communicates all the things that love means to you. Now, partner up!"
The people in relationships instantly partnered up together and the rest of us just sat in silence because there was no point in us partnering up, we didn't want to sing love songs because we weren't in love with anyone. Then Finn decided to give us a different form of entertainment as he stood in front of the entire club.
"Mr Schue, can I say something? I just wanted to point out that for the first time, an entire week has gone by without any one of us getting slushied. I think the fact that I led the football team to a championship might have something to do with it. Fact is, I'm the closest thing this Glee Club has to a celebrity right now and I want to give to a charity, you guys. So, I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch, and donating the proceeds to Glee Club, to help us-"
Mercedes interrupted him. "Don't even act like you're trying to help; you just want to kiss a bunch of girls."
"I've kissed Finn, and can I just say?" Santana paused. "Not worth a buck, I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man-boobs."
"Do you ever get tired of tearing other people down? Because you always just seem to be meddling in everybody else's business."
"Please, you guys love me. I keep it real and I'm hilarious."
"Actually, you're just a bitch." Lauren said and everyone gasped at how brutally honest she was.
"I'm sorry, you've just got eyes for my man."
Puck rolled his eyes. "First of all, I'm not your man."
"And Finn is right, all you ever do is insult us. 5 minutes ago, you said that Mr Schue belongs in a 12-step program." Tina admitted.
"Wait, what?" Dad questioned, arching his eyebrows.
"You're addicted to vests."
"The truth is Santana; you can dish it out but you can't take it." Rachel said. "Maybe I am destined to play the title role in the Broadway musical version of Willow, but the only job you're going to have is working on a pole!"
