bnha scenarios

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category: special
characters: lu and zada
word count: 671

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THE DOORS BURST OPEN, a loud boom echoing throughout the dorm. Most would've thought it was Bakugo at first, but there was no shouting or cursing following after, peaking the students' interests. Some of them meandered out while others didn't care enough to pay attention. Suddenly, another small pop echoed before the smoke cleared.

"What the fuck is that?" Bakugo growled, red eyes narrowing at two figures in the entrance. Denki looked over at him, suddenly tensing as well as adrenaline filled his veins. "I thought that was you." Bakugo whirled his head around to stare at the stupid blond. "How could it be me?! I'm right next to you!"

Denki shrugged, turning his attention to the figures at the door. Todoroki was quick to tense, already moving into a fighting stance as Iida did the same. "Relax, relax, we're only here for one thing," A voice reassured, sounding lilted and almost like a dramatic actress. The smoke cleared, revealing the two.

On the left was a person with black hair that curled onto their shoulders, glasses resting on the bridge of their nose as a cat lazily hung from their arms. Dressed in a giant sweater and fuzzy socks, they hardly seemed that badass compared to their counterpart. Zada, on the other hand, was fully suited for battle. . . or a strip club.

She was dressed in a bunny suit, but she had shorts on. In her hand was a baguette that she wielded like a sword, shades were perched on her nose, making her seem even more eerie than Lu. She gave off Men in Black vibes. Y/n blinked, watching the two as she tensed alongside Todoroki. "Any idea who they are?"

"I ordered something on Amazon a few days ago." Kaminari offered.

"Don't be stupid. It might be my order." Sero retorted with a huff.

Iida, Todoroki, Bakugo, and Y/n turned around to look at them, hoping that they were joking. However, from the looks on their faces, they were dead serious. Bakugo rolled his eyes, hopping off the couch as his hands sparked. "Who the fuck are you?!" Zada gave him a deadly look, suddenly extending the baguette as it sharpened and extended toward his neck.

Bakugo instantly shut up, Lu looking at him curiously as they set down their cat. Buttered Noodles looked up at them curiously, his orange tail brushing against his owner's legs. They slowly moved their glasses, tilting them upwards as their eyes flashed red. "Sorry, everyone," Instantly, everyone's quirks diffused.

"Oh, so you can do that but you can't teleport us to the little grape shit?" Zada glanced at them.

"I don't want to hear it, Bread Girl." Lu replied, brow twitching in irritation.

Zada rolled her eyes, her heels clacking against the floor as she led the way. Lu walked alongside her, everyone looking at them carefully. "Relax, we're only here for that pervert." She looked around, Lu looking around themself. Everyone else was too busy looking at their quirks, wondering how they were deactivated so quickly.

Midoriya wanted to attempt being heroic, launching a punch at Zada. As powerful as it was due to his muscular build up, it was fruitless against her time stop. Her eyes flashed a bright red and the entire scene stilled. Suddenly, the scene rolled back into life with Izuku slammed against the wall and Zada unfazed.

"Should we just stop time and—"

"—yeah, probably."

The entire scene paused again, Zada touching Lu and Buttered Noodles before the girls took their time to wander around the dorms. Eventually, they found the boy they were looking for. Mineta was in his dorm room, laying in bed with the sheets over him. Zada and Lu approached him, eyes narrowed as they froze above his still figure. Neither of them wanted to touch him.

"You get him."

"I don't want to! You do it!"

They shared disgusted looks before deciding to use Zada's baguette as a mode of transportation. Mineta's frozen form hung off of the bread as they carried it down the stairs, making sure to keep a major distance from it. Once again, they were at the entrance. Zada's eyes flashed a bright red again as the scene returned to life.

Everyone could see them from the living room, the front doors open as they set Mineta down on the ground. The purple-haired boy awoke with a start, sputtering in wonder before staring at the two of them with big eyes filled with lust. Lu and Zada gave him disgusted looks. They shared another look.

"You want to do it?"

"I have combat boots for the occasion."

Lu reached out a foot, swiftly smashing Mineta's left hand into the ground. "Quit air squeezing Zada's boob, you little pervert." They scowled as their friend pulled on her combat boots, the spikes shining in the light as she got on her feet again. Her heels sat on the ground as she approached Mineta, stretching briefly before readying her swing.

"AND HUT!"

Her foot went flying forward, punting the raisin into the air as he screamed desperately. By now, his classmates were running outside to see him gain distance in the sky. Soon enough, he was a mere sparkle in the sky. "Are you going to arrest us or something?" Lu turned, the cat still in their arms.

The rest of them stared at the two in wonder before looking at Yaomomo and Iida for some kind of leadership. "Um, you see," Iida cleared his throat before waving his hand repeatedly. "I think I remember calling you all; there were pests in the dorm and if it wasn't taken care of it could've been a health hazard!"

Zada and Lu looked at one another, sharing a grin before waving goodbye to them. Before they left, however, Lu left a chaste kiss on Kirishima's cheek and Zada kissed Todoroki smack on the lips before handing him a note to pass on to Tamaki. "Nice to know we can leave on a good notice then," Zada smirked, swiping her baguette sword in the air as a rift appeared.

The two girls jumped in, disappearing just as mysteriously as they came.

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