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"Here's your drink sir," Sooyun said, mocking Chan for calling her a peasant. He scowled at the girl, snatching the drink off and taking a bitter sip. As Sooyun passed by him, Chan looked her up and down with a judging stare.

"Took you long enough you three-legged naked mole rat."

"Excuse me?"

"Are you deaf? I called you a three-legged naked mole rat."

"I feel so violated but at the same time... what the fuck is a three-legged naked mole rat?" Chan showed Sooyun, who flinched at the sight. "Sometimes I really wonder why God decided things like this would be a good idea."

"Honestly, me too."

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"Hey Soonyoung? If you listen reallllllyyyy closely to me talking, you can hear me not caring." Jieun bit back, causing a major 'woahhhh' from the rest of the guests and the random 'oOOf' from someone.

Since everyone was becoming bored, the tv not enough to satisfy their thirst for entertainment, Jieun and Soonyoung had started a roast battle for the heck of it. Sooyun and Yunseo, being good friends, were on Jieun's side and vise versa for the other two.

"I feel like I should go cry right now but then I remembered my order of 'I didn't ask if you cared'."

"Cringe."

"Alright then. If that's how it'll be," Soonyoung paused, thinking of a good roast. "Not trying to say anything but, I honestly think the roaches living in SM Entertainment are having a better time than I am listening to you."

"woAH WOAH- if you're going to start acting like a dick now, you should put a condom on your head so you can start looking like one too-" Jieun retorted, making Soonyoung let out offended noises. He plastered a tight, fake smile on his face.

"Did it hurt?" he asked so seriously that Jieun was taken aback for a second.

"What?" Jieun replied in confusion.

"Did it hurt when you climbed up the Earth's core from hell?"

"Bitch-" she raised an arm at Soonyoung, he didn't flinch and stared at her with a blank face.

"You look about as attractive as mayo on chocolate cake when you're angry."

"You're so unattractive it makes me want to call you subtractive." A burst of laughter came from the couches as Sooyun and Yunseo shrieked, falling backwards on the seat in a fit of laughter.

"No u."

Jieun gasped as Soonyoung pulled the 'no u' card.

"You did not."

"Yes I did. I'm obviously the winner, this roast off is over."

"Fuck no. Block card."

"Alright I'm just gonna-" Soonyoung almost pounced onto Jieun like a tiger (cough cough) until Minghao pulled him back.

"Alright you hoes, before you actually tear each other apart, since you both seem have a lot of anger and stupidity built inside why don't we actually play some Uno and ruin friendships we just started?" Sooyun suggested. Jieun and Soonyoung both looked at one another, staring with determination to ruin each other.

"Alright. Bring out the cards." They both said together, still staring at each other with intense gazes.

It was a pretty short chapter but I hope you had fun cringing at my roasts lmao I'm sorry I'm so bad at insulting people-

Anywhores bye