// found these on the internet and i swear these are so funny and dirty i laughed at them for ages, warning for so many shameless sexual references
STEFAN: "You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
DAMON: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."
JEREMY: "Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie — I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle."
ELIJAH: "Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight."
KLAUS: "If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?"
KOL: "Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock."
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TVD Preferences & Imagines
Fanfiction❝ You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car. ❞ The Vampire Diaries preferences and imagines for the devoted fans! Includes Stefan, Damon, Jeremy, Elijah, Kol, Klaus and later Kai. Contains mature themes so please read c...
