these were so hilarious i had to make a part 2 omg, warning for obvious sexual references
STEFAN: "Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
DAMON: "I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt."
JEREMY: "They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."
ELIJAH: "What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Will you allow me to give you the 'D' later?"
KLAUS: "Do you like Alphabet soup...Cause you gonna be choking on the D."
KOL: "Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks."
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TVD Preferences & Imagines
Fanfiction❝ You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car. ❞ The Vampire Diaries preferences and imagines for the devoted fans! Includes Stefan, Damon, Jeremy, Elijah, Kol, Klaus and later Kai. Contains mature themes so please read c...
