My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Grinch Aizawa

Prompt: Shouta is the Grinch with a twist!
Before you ask: no, he does not look like the Grinch. The only different appearance wise is that his eyes and hair and green like Izuku. He looks trashy enough otherwise.

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With Christmas around the corner, it's the perfect time to go to the bar for the special holiday beers!

I snuck out of the house a little bit ago, and now I am navigating through the dark with no idea where the fuck I'm going. This isn't the first time I have done this, so I'll make it out just fine! Hopefully!

As I am wandering around like an idiot, a deep, grumpy voice interrupts my adventure, "What are you doing out here, kid?"

I stop, turning around with a retort rearing to go when my suddenly stops.

Why?

I recognize this man! He's Eraserhead, a well-known underground hero, also known for being an ass!

However, that's not what I am quiet over.

This guy has green hair and eyes just like me! This is a huge deal! Other than that, he looks like a hobo due to his lack self-care. Normally, I would just move on after offering some food, but he is part of the greenie family! Us greenies have to stick together!

Of course, I start this off completely wrong.

The first thing that comes out of my mouth is, "Welcome to the greenie family! We are happy to take care of you!"

Isn't that the creepiest way to start a conversation?!

Eraserhead growls, "What are you doing here?"

He must be in a bad mood...what am I talking about? He is known for that.

I clap my hands together as my excitement revs into motion, "I'm going to try the holiday beers!"

Eraserhead's mood drops faster than my mental health from there, "You're a kid."

"And?"

That's when he snaps, "Come on." He starts walking away from me, expecting me to follow.

"Why?"

"I'm taking you to the police. Attempt to run and I'll drag you there myself."

I look around for a moment, realizing that the alleyway we are in is next to a main road. Convenient!

Then, despite my brain telling me no, I listen to my body and run out.

"GET BACK HERE!"

Due to the large amount of people and my ever-growing abilities to sneak into bars, I got away.

However, he isn't getting away from me! The greenies shall stick together forever!

Since it's Christmas time, and coincidently, there are 12 days until Christmas, I can give him gifts everyday! Underground heroes like him are underappreciated anyway, so I might as well do it!

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On the first day of Christmas, I gave Eraserhead a card with money to go to any food restaurant he wants.

I had to throw the card at him and run. I have no idea if he kept it or not.

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On the second day of Christmas, I gave Eraserhead a shaving kit. I noticed his beard is a bit scuffy, so I thought he would appreciate it.

Nope.

He still chased me away.

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On the third day of Christmas, I gave Eraserhead a sleeping bag.