My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Shouta's Birthday

Prompt: It's Shouta's birthday, and Izuku is going to attempt to make this day special!
I forgot his birthday last year, so I am doing it this year!
Also, if the chapter order is weird, I have other projects in here that aren't done, so oof for them.
Sorry if it is messy, OOC, or just plain weird. I haven't used this style of Izuku in a while, and out of practice for the other characters. Also, I did this last minute without grammar checking it, which is me, so yeah! Hopefully, you enjoy it.

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"Hey, Izuku! You have any plans for Shouta's birthday tomorrow?" Hizashi asks as he bursts into my room with Nemuri right behind him.

"Depends, do you?" I logically ask. I was going to go around whatever Hizashi planned on doing since he is Shouta's boyfriend. Boyfriends get top priority.

"No. I was hoping you would help me!"

Nemuri scoffs, "Darling, I could have helped you with that."

"We aren't at that stage yet, Nem!"

I add, "Yeah, no rushing! Anyway, I say we just let him do whatever he wants. He doesn't like anything big anyway, so why force him?"

"Wow. I thought you would take this opportunity to torture him." Nemuri nods in agreement.

"I may be an ass, but I ain't that much of an ass!"

"You can be, though!"

"Everyone can!"

Nemuri inserts, "All the man will want to do is sleep. You guys going to let him waste away his birthday like that."

Hizashi facepalms, "Shit, you right!"

"There's a problem with that?" I ask on the fly.

"He should be having fun on his birthday!"

"He should also be comfortable on his birthday."

Hizashi sighs ,"That's such a hard line to cross!"

"Oops. Oh well! Just make sure you have a present for him!"

"GOD DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT! NEM, COME HELP ME! I DON'T TRUST YOU HELPING ME PICK SOMETHING FOR HIM, SO BY IZUKU!" Hizashi yells out my door as he drags Nemuri with him.

Fucking rude!

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Now, if someone asks me if I near overdosed calming pills, I can say possibly!

Okay, that's a bit dramatic.

Today is Shouta's birthday, and I didn't want to be too overbearing so I did the most logical thing; I took ten sleepy pills! I at least don't feel as jittery as I usually do.

Hizashi and Nemuri agreed to meet outside of Shouta's dorm before school, so I just wait in the teacher's lounge until they get their asses here.

"Izuku! Where's your gift?!" Hizashi asks as he carries a small box.

Nemuri attempts to answer for me as she comes out of her dorm with a larger box, "He probably built Shouta a new suit to protect him from everything."

I huff, "Damn, I wish. I was asked not to mess with that without his permission. I have to go pick it up later."

"You brought him something instead of making it? Now that's surprising!"

"You'll see why when I give it to him. I probably have the best present here."

"You wish." I'm glad the sleepy pills did not get rid of my sass

Hizashi fake sobs, "But I'm his boyfriend. I'm supposed to have the best!"