Hizashi With A Twist

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Prompt: here's an idea, because of some circumstances, (like truth or dare, or a lost bet) mic, when using his quirk, can only use memes. (for example, instead of yelling 'yeah', he has to do a meme.) at school, at work, when, where, and why-ever, for like a week straight. everyone would be so confused
This is from Star3Fire on AO3.
I hope I did justice.

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So the squad and I are in the teacher's dorm chilling when a brilliant idea comes to mind.

"Hey, Hizashi. I have a deal for you." I say. Hizashi sits up from his position under Shouta. Gay.

Hizashi asks, "What kind of deal?" Good man! Always question the boy.

"It will make you money." That catches his attention.

"How much?"

"One hundred American dollars."

Shouta immediately snaps out of his daze, "And how did you obtain it?"

"By working, now-"

"Working meaning?" Ignored.

"I will pay a hundred American dollars if for every time you scream, instead of yeah, you must yell a meme for a week."

Hizashi brightens up, "I can do that! Gives me the perfect excuse!"

I grin as I magically pull out the money and set it on the table, "It stays there till the week is up. Think of it as an incentive."

"GOT IT!"

Nemuri looks between us, "You two seriously have too much free time if this is what you come up with."

"OH FUCKING WELL!"

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For the week, the news articles are amazing.

Present Mic Yells 'YEET' While Throwing Villian In Cop Car

Present Mic Screeches 'YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT' While Stopping Bakery Robbing

Present Mic Screams Memes For Entire Week For Money

'JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL' Present Mic's New Hit Single?

Present Mic Sings 'Reflections' to Crowd During Villain Attack

Present Mic Earns 'Hero of the Year' Award For Memeing His Life Away

SEE? MY STUPIDITY DOES SOMETHING!

"This week was fun in all, but I want my original goal!" Hizashi struts over to the table with the money and picks it up, "YASSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! I DID IT!"

Nemuri and I clap.

Shouta sighs in disappointment at his future husband.

The rest of the teachers look at us with confusion.

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