My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Friday the 13th

Prompt: On Friday the 13th, Izuku forces the UA staff to come with him to an abandoned church at night to chill out and cause trouble! However, Izuku got hell of a lot more than he bargained for.

This was written a while ago. I just never posted it on the story.
Warnings: Panic attack.

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I walk into the teacher's lounge, slamming the door open while screaming, "WHAT UP, BITCHES!?"

Yeah, this riles everybody up.

"LANGUAGE!"

"Okay, fine, but I have an important announcement!"

"Is this actually important, or are you overdramatizing again?" Cementoss asks me as calmly as possible. He is the calmest of the teachers, so they try to send him to deal with me. It doesn't stop this hyperactivity!

"Come on! I may overdramatize, but it still important!"

"Last time was over, you losing CAT."

"CAT IS VERY VITAL TO ME, SIR!"

"They were outside charging. You also have GPS on it."

"Okay, I may have lost my mind that time, but this is serious, SIR!"

"...fine, what is it?" I walk over to the teacher's table and take place in Shouta's seat beside Hizashi with a grin.

"What day is it tomorrow?" I ask the clan of teachers.

"Friday the 13th!" Hizashi exclaims! See, this is the connection in place! We can read each other's minds kind of!

"Yes! Therefore, I would like to celebrate!"

"Yeah, let's do this!" Hizashi screams at the top of his lung. He would have used his quirk, but you know Shouta is there to cancel it out.

"Wait a moment. I can see you dragging Aizawa, Present Mic, and Midnight with you to whatever you plan on doing. Maybe even Nezu. Why is this an announcement? You should only be talking those four." Maijima asks. He knows my tricks.

"Simple, I want thirteen people to come with me to an old, abandoned church for the night!"

"Why not bring students? You all survived the USJ. I'm sure you can survive a church for the night." Vlad King snarks from the other side of the table. We don't get along. Competition.

"Oh? Is the Class 1-B teacher scared to go?"

"No! I'm just asking why not go with students your age?!"

"I could, but I feel like aggravating ya'll, and I have to decide who to invite. Here, I already know who is dropped from the list!"

"Please tell me I'm dropped!"

"Of course not!"

"Dang it! Aizawa, tell your kid to drop me!" Wrong move because he was sleeping. Emphasis on was.

Shouta unzips his sleeping bag and steps out, glaring at Vlad King, "What did Izuku do this time?" Salty.

"I haven't done anything yet!" I exclaim. Vlad King sighs.

"Tell me you know what Izuku is doing tomorrow."

Shouta responds bluntly, "I don't know what he does five minutes from now, let alone tomorrow." Very true.

"He wants to bring all the teachers to an abandoned church." I can't help but chuckle when Sho pinches his nose.

"I should have known when my patrol schedule is off on a Friday. I am never off on a Friday." Smart man. Kind of.