My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Izuku The Cat

Prompt: Izuku But as Salem (From Sabrina The Teenage Witch)

This was requested by a close friend of mine, and I love and hate that he gave me this idea. I love the idea, but now I'm going to write it instead of setting it aside. 

So for those who don't know who Salem is, he is a sassy cat that was originally human. However, he was forced to become a cat for 500 years due to trying to take over the world.

Yes, a villain cat. 

Let's do this!

Quick Notes: Izuku is 12 in the beginning, and he is already a cat. Imagine him as a dark green almost black cat.

Warning: Self-Depreciation (Don't ask me how I managed that with this prompt.)

((Shhh, I updated this on 12/23/2021. I was reading back and noticed the errors, so I went back and fixed them. You're welcome.))

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Age 12

You know, when I was accidently turned into a cat two years ago, I thought I would transform back rather quickly. Sure, I didn't, and I still don't, know the prerequisites to turn back into a human, but I was confident.

Yeah, I'm still a fucking cat. And you know what? Any movies that make life as a cat paradise clearly haven't had the experience.

IT

FUCKING

SUCKS!

Actually, let me explain it to everyone.

I'm not going to say that my life before was paradise. It was far from it. I was a quirkless kid who didn't know how to chill out and was bullied. All that still applies even though I am a cat. Being a cat did get rid of the bullying, but not in the way you think.

The bullying stopped because I had to switch to online school due to my paws. At that point, I just tested out of elementary, middle, and highschool. It took too long to do the work unless I had Mom to help me.

If I had the knowledge, why should I burden her with useless shit?

From there, I tried to do SOMETHING. Anything!

But I can't. I can't do anything without hands. I'm a fidgety person, I'll admit. I love building shit. I love hacking. I love fighting.

I love doing anything a human can do, but I can't. I can't do any of that. Heck, I can't take care of myself without Mom's help!

How pathetic is that?! I can manage some things, but not everything!

I tried to get a job and everything with no success. Ain't nobody is willing to accept a cat. To make that situation worse, I can't say my quirk is cat since it's a quirk effect. I have to put fucking quirkless, which is the absolute worst.

So I'm a spectator. I watch people perform their lives while I'm trapped in a cat body.

You may be wondering: what kind of prerequisite are you expected to do?

Well, as previously said, I don't know what it is. The person who used their quirk on me on accident (an elderly man freaking out during a villain attack) told me that they typically revolve around self-improvement. He gave me the example of a college student who was transformed. Once he finished college, he became a human again.

Considering I have finished school, I don't think that's me.

At this point, I don't know what to do. I'm wasting away at this point.