My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Happy Easter!

Prompt: UA does a school-wide Easter egg hunt, plus ultra style.
This is from RandomBystander on Discord.
I kind of forgot about the Easter chapter. Here we are.

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So it's Sunday morning, and I was chilling with class 1-A because I wanted to see their reactions.

To what, you may ask?

The intercom comes on with Nezu's annoying voice, "Good morning, everybody! Today is a special day because we have a challenge that everyone can participate in: the egg-hunting challenge! Around the entire campus are eggs hidden with chocolate inside. I want every one found. They can be found in the buildings, on the ground, in the sky! Anywhere you think they can be, there will be some there! Every student is required to participate! This challenge will go on until every single one is found. Have fun!"

. . .

"CHOCOLATE!!!" I scream as I hop up and start searching, immediately finding two.

That's when Nezu's voice comes on again, "Oh, and one more thing. Izuku Midoriya is not allowed in the challenge due to ruining the point of the challenge! If you try, Izuku, I will give you extra work! Now have fun!"

I am not lying when I say I am there are tears in my eyes. HOW WOULD I RUIN THE CHALLENGE?! SURE, I WORK IN INTELLIGENCE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW WHERE EVERY EGGS IS! THE WORST PART IS THIS IS MY IDEA BECAUSE THEY ARE CELEBRATING EASTER IN THE US!

Oh, wait. I would have grabbed Hound Dog and have him help me in exchange for doggy treats. Or get Ectoplasm to help, but I don't know how to bargain with him. I still want chocolate, though. To be petty, I am keeping that information to myself.

"That sucks, man," Kirishima says as he grabs the two eggs that are supposed to be mine. I watch my classmates get to work, take a deep breath, and walk out.

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"SHO, DADZU NOT LETTING ME GET CHOCOLATE!"

I stomp into the room only to see Shouta taking a nap on the couch. I see Nemuri and Hizashi gone, but everyone else is here. Wait, there has to be eggs in the teacher's lounge.

. . .

Their problem, not mine.

Shouta groans, "You don't need chocolate, problem child. And Dadzu? Really?"

Then, Snipe's annoying voice echoes, "YOU WOULDA KILL US IF YOU DID GET AHOLD OF SUM!"

"Go fuck yourself, Snipe." I curse. I hear Shouta mumble something about language, but we really don't care. I take the chance to pull out my laptop, hack the security cameras, and hook it to the TV so we can watch the kids.

I sit in front of the TV with the saddest expression I can manage.

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It's the middle of the day, and apparently Nezu hid a lot of eggs. They have only found a little over 20% of the eggs hidden. Like, I got so much work done during that time, but I am just bored now!

Then, a fantastic idea comes to mind.

"Aizawa, you might want to stop your kid. It looks like he is about to take over the world." Cementoss kindly mentions from somewhere behind me. Shouta has been beside me the whole time sleeping. He sighs.

"What's running through your head, kid?"

With renewed energy, I hop up on the coffee table in front of me and spin around to face my victims, "We are missing the chance on making money here! We have Snipe who could find them from heights, Powerloader who can build a machine to find them, Ectoplasm who can have multiples of himself search, and, best of all, Hound Dog who can sniff them out! We make them pay 100 yen for every five minutes."

All the teachers mentioned look at me like I am a psychopath.

Majima, who knows me the best out of them, is quick to pick apart the missing piece, "Wait, how is the payment going?"

"You get the money. I get the chocolate!"

"And you think Nezu will let you do this?"

"He would be stopping this conversation if he didn't want me to."

"You're not wrong."

Shouta sighs, "I wish you were this logical for everything other than food."

"Whatever. Ya'll in or what?"

Ectoplasm gives up questioning looks, " How are you going to spread this idea around?"

I smirk, "You really think I didn't have this all planned?" I sit on my laptop and start hacking again, "Is everyone in this?"

"I'm used to you're shit, so sure."

"Not like I'm doing anyway. And I can have my clones do the work."

"YA'LL JUST GONNA GO ALONG WITH ME HIM?!"

"Woof, I'll give it a try."

I grin, "I'll take it as a yes!" I hack through the intercom, "IF YA'LL NEED HELP, COME TO THE TEACHER'S DORMS! YOU CAN PAY YOUR CHOCOLATE AND A 100 YEN TO FIND EGGS WITH A TEACHER!"

With my plan, I made the teachers money, I got sugar high, and we found all the eggs within a few more hours.

TAKE THAT, YOU DAMN RAT!

Shouta did have to wrangle me, though.