My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Black Friday

Prompt: The squad goes out for Black Friday.
I'm so disappointed in myself for just thinking of this before Black Friday, so I'm having to figure something out. I literally just went 'I wonder how much chaos the squad would have with everything being on sale,' made this exact prompt you are reading, and going on impulse because I have no idea how I am going to be writing this. Wish me luck!
Lack of arm purely for jokes.
Edit after: Slightly rushed, especially at the end, so just a warning.

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"RED ROBIN!"

You can hear the fucking children running from their rooms.

"YUM!" I wish I had a screaming quirk.

"YUM!"

Yes. This is the squad mating call. Nemuri and Hizashi appear in command despite the fact everyone here, including myself, has work to do even though it is Thanksgiving. Breaks don't exist for heroes!

Unfortunately, Shouta doesn't show up. He never does for the call, and it's kind of sad.

The first thing that is said is from Hizashi, "What are we destroying today?!"

I attempt to clap my hands together only to remember that my right arm was donated to charity. The charity called, um, fire. It was unwillingly, but I digress. We work with what we got.

I pull out a toy clapper and use that instead with a lack of satisfaction, " Believe it or not, we aren't destroying anything today."

Nemuri calmly walks over and bends down to my height, "Sweetheart, are you okay?" I get I am destructive but damn!

"I said today. I didn't say tomorrow."

Nemuri straightens up, "You think you have the patience to wait a whole day before doing something about Sho taking CAT?"

"Oh, I'm just building a second CAT out of pettiness." Nemuri laughs while Hizashi claps at the brilliant idea, "However, that isn't why I called y'all."

Nemuri sits down on the couch while Hizashi joins beside me, where I happen to be standing on the coffee table.

Hizashi states, "Spill the tea, sis!"

I clear my throat, "You two know what tomorrow is, right?"

At the same time, Nemuri squeals, "Black Friday!" While Hizashi says, "The 27!"

Nemuri and I both look at the man. Hizashi hesitantly rubs the back of his neck, "Am I wrong?"

I click my tongue, "No, but we both know that I don't care about the number date."

"Then get off my back, Izu!"

Nemuri cuts him off, "You have a plan for tomorrow?"

"Duh! We're going to get what we need while saving money! Oh, and get some fights going."

"I assume we will need costumes for this so we don't get recognized?"

"Yip yip! That's where this box comes in!" I exclaim as I point to the box next to me.

Hizashi looks at it confused, "How did I not see it there?" Nemuri joins in that question.

"I don't know. Y'all must suck or something."

"HEY! MEANIE!"

"We're aware. Now, I made sure to get your sizes, so if it's fucked up, blame the people who made it, not me, " I bend down and pull out my costume, "We're all going to be Santa's elves with masks!"

Nemuri quickly grabs her elf costume, and gushes, "They're so cute!"

Hizashi picks his up as well and looks inside the box to notice another one, "Please tell me we are making Sho wear one."