My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Prank Call Gone Wrong

Prompt: Nemuri, Hizashi, and Izuku phone pranking Shouta, till he ends up accidentally saying the irreparable to Nezu.
This comes from Mom in Discord, and I'll be honest: I kind of forgot this one. Like, I did the ones before and after, but not this one.
Don't worry; I'm fixing this now!

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"Izuku, I have a dare for you." Nemuri starts as she struts beside me. Currently, I'm sitting at Shouta's desk in the teacher's lounge because I got flipping bored in my room, so here I am. Hizashi, sensing the squad energy, comes to join us.

"I don't know why this is a dare if I would do it anyway, but continue," I announce as I lean back in the chair because I am more than willing to take a break.

"Prank call Shouta." Hizashi gasps at Nemuri's announcement as the other teachers in the room lookup. Shouta is currently teaching class 1-A now, so this would be the time to do it.

"What's the big deal?"

Hizashi sits on the desk, "Izu, Shouta will be pissed if you do that! We both know how much he hates when we do it! Are you trying to get him killed, Nem?!"

Nemuri smirks, " Maybe. Wait, Izuku, where are you going?"

I leave the room to fetch a specific student.

Five minutes later, with some threatening, I have brought Shinso with me.

"Why am I here?" Shinso asks with confusion.

"We are prank calling Shouta, and you are going to use your artificial vocal cords to do so. He loves you because you're his secret love child, so don't worry about getting in trouble."

Hizashi looks between us, "You're so wrong for this, Izuku. YOU'RE MAKING THE POOR BOY SUFFER! SHINSO, LET ME TAKE YOU-"

"I'll do it," Shinso says with a sinister grin. Aw! He has gained so many of my features! They may be the wrong ones, but oh well! "What am I calling him for?"

Nemuri taps her chin before a seductive grin comes in, " Offer him a premium Pornhub service."

OH BOY, WE ARE GOING TO DIE IF HE FINDS OUT!

I burst out laughing with Hizashi looking traumatized because we are going to do this to his man.

"Okay. Who is calling?"

"CAT will be calling under a fake number. From there, you will do your thing. OOOO, MAKE YOUR VOICE A GIRL VOICE!" I squeal. I haven't gotten to do shit in so long, so this is paradise!

Shinso adjusts his knobs on his mask before saying in a seductive woman voice, "Like this?" Let's be honest. The squad is laughing at this point.

"GOOD GOOD GOOD! CAT, CALL SHOUTA UNDER A FAKE NUMBER"

Ring Ring Ring

Shouta's rough voice fills the line, " Aizawa Shouta, make this quick."

It takes all my strength to shut up when Shinso starts his pitch with his woman voice,

"Have you been feeling tense lately? Lucky for you, I have the perfect solution for you, sweetcheeks. As of today, we are offering a special for lonely men like you. We are offering free premium accounts to Pornhub, and you are one of the lucky winners."

"...my partner does better than any premium account."

With that, Shouta hangs. We all burst out laughing except Hizashi, who is blushing as dark as a cherry.

Suddenly, the intercom comes on with Nezu going through,

"May Izuku, Shinso, Midnight, and Present Mic, please come to my office? I would like to discuss this Pornhub service you are offering."

The announcement goes off. I would like to mention this was just heard throughout the entire school.

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FUCK!