My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

King Nezu

Prompt: Nezu takes over the world.I know this starts off-topic, but give it a moment. I tried, okay?

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So Nezu randomly went out and said that the school is on vacation for a week. Then, he said that the teachers plus my mom, Eri, and I are going on a private island vacation, which I am offended about because he didn't ask if we had any plans. He just did it.

I know I didn't have plans, but I'm still offended. Especially when, at this point in time, I hate islands.

Should I be concerned about that? Yeah, but he told me what's going to happen, so I'm just going to enjoy my vacation.

That leads us here: Nezu's private island! Generally, when I think of a private island with Nezu's name, I expect a survival island. The rat is sadistic like that. For his entertainment, probably release an invasive species on it as well.

Thankfully, that's not the case! It's actually a nice island with a mansion on it!

Now where's the twist?

"Oh, this is a nice place!" Mom announces as she steps off the plane (that will be leaving us so we have no way of getting off be we'll ignore that) with Eri right beside her.

"I know right? I'm impressed there's actually a house!" I say.

Hizashi snorts, "Kid, he's our employer. He kind of has to treat us right."

"Uh, bullshit. He could give two fucks about the laws."

"Language! We have children here." Yeah, I'm aware, but Mom is already guiding Eri to the possible trap, so it's fine.

"I already explained to Eri not to say some words unless absolutely necessary. It's completely fine."

"And we are supposed to expect you to have told her correctly?" Snipe points out.

"I don't see you taking care of her," I wave my hand as I walk to follow after Mom and Eri. The rest of the teachers join the short trek as well.

Shouta sighs, "Izuku, let's not piss anyone off the first day."

"Tell that to America's second child."

"Who's the first?" Nemuri asks.

"Yagi." I can hear Yagi coughing blood from that, but that's the punchline at this point.

"Makes sense," She says as she huffs out with laughter.

It does not take us long to get inside, and I am shocked there is furniture. And electricity! Everything is here, so what is the fucking catch?!

"I don't think I have ever seen someone so concerned about a nice-looking place," Vlad decides to announce my thoughts to the entire room.

I spin to face him, "Excuse me, but did you happen to forget who our boss is? I'll give you a hint: it's Nezu. The amount of trust you are putting in this rat is astonishing to me."

"If anything, it's you calling him a rat that will kill us!"

"Nezu likes me though: that's why I am here. I can say what I want about him because we are on equal levels. It's just you guys who can't except maybe Shouta since he is his favorite teacher."

"Seriously?"

"No offense, but you father your class like the children you couldn't have."

Shouta decides that it would be a smart idea to grab me and lead me away with our stuff. However, before he steps out of the room, he turns his head and calls, "He isn't wrong."