My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Izuku and Shouta Never Met

Prompt: What if Izuku and Shouta did not meet before UA?
This is one of my personal ideas, and I had this planned for at least a month. I just haven't bothered with it until now. Some parts will be a little awkward probably, so just a warning.
NOT FINISHED. I lost inspiration for it, so I am posting it now.

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Welcome to the mess I call my life! I'm your host Izuku Midoriya and I am bringing you first source content from UA!

When I mean UA, I mean UA as in the top hero school in Japan that has an extremely low acceptance rate to join the hero course.

And guess which quirkless fuck got into the hero course? Me! In fact, I got the most points on the practical exam SO SUCK MY DICK, ALL MIGHT!

I am allowed to throw some shade on that man because he and so many other heroes said it was impossible for me to be a hero. Thinking about it, I have never heard someone say that I could be a hero. Well, I will become a hero for myself and others.

You know what they say: you have to save yourself before you can save others.

Currently, I am in class 1-A in the corner of the room playing Minecraft on the world's smallest laptop. I could do so many other things right now, but, not to be cocky, but I am pretty confident in myself.

"DEKU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" I huff as I look up to see a pomeranian possibly on heat approaching me. The class goes quiet to watch the drama.

"Same reason as you. You?" I quickly jerk my laptop back to avoid getting the poor baby smashed. Oh, and his name is Bakugo by the way.

"THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!"

"That's what my sperm-donor said before my mom got pregnant, and she still did!"

Suddenly, an arm chops between us, "You're both highly disrespectful! Apologize to one another!" When I look up, I see the strict version of Ingenium.

"Uh, no? I'm not going to let this bastard mow me down like grass. I recommend you fuck off because you're getting into a dangerous situation, Iida."

"But-!"

A female voice interrupts him, "Izuku! I'm glad we're in the same class!" Ooo, it's Uraraka, a girl I saved at the exam!

"Me too, babe!" She instantly blushes.

"I thought you said you couldn't blush in real life!"

"Practice makes perfect-"

"STOP TALKING TO HER AND FOCUS ON ME, YOU DAMN DEKU!" Why does Bakugo have to ruin everything?

"No, because the teacher is behind her." Uraraka looks confused for a moment, but when she turns around, she squeals when she sees a caterpillar at her feet.

Instantly, everyone goes to their seat.

The caterpillar speaks as it-wait, he - crawls out of his shell, "It took you eight seconds to shut up. That's not going to work. Time is precious. Rational students would understand that. Hello, I'm Aizawa...your teacher." It takes every bit of self-control not to go off on this guy.

My history with teachers is more disgusting than Endeavor's background (yes, I know). It's an instinct to rebel. It makes me excited to rebel and I do whatever the fuck I want; however, that's not going to work here. I need to keep myself together for three years before I start shit again as an underground hero.

Will I survive? Fuck no! So I'm going to be pushing limits ALOT.

Oh, I should talk about Aizawa...well...he looks like a hobo. I mean, he literally pulls out a fruit pouch and downs that bitch like dick. Okay, maybe that joke is a bit far, but still! I mean, he looks so done with life...me!