My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Sander's Side With Izuku!

Prompt: Izuku doing a Sander's Sides like thingy? Or hit by a Quirk that split him in different sides
This comes from Mom in Discord. I tried my best.
I never watched Sander's Side, so this is based on what I saw.

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Creativity: Alright, squad, we need to start some shit! We haven't done anything since this morning!

Logic: We are going after Nezu because he implemented the new rule, yes?

Creativity: Obviously, sis!

Anxiety: We shouldn't be doing this! Where is Morality?

Morality would be in the corner doing pot.

Anxiety: What is wrong everybody here?

Creativity: There is nothing wrong! This is just how we run at your cellular service!

Logic: Technically, everything is wrong.

Anxiety: Goes to lock self in room. Fuck ya'll!

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Anxiety: THIS PLACE IS DIRTY! WE NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE WE GET SICK!

Logic: We will get sick anyway-

Anxiety: GRAB THE GODDAMN BLEACH!

Creativity: I HAVE FIRE!

Anxiety: WHATEVER, SET THE WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE NOW!

Creativity: ON FIRE!

Logic: Shouta is coming in with a disappointing look.

Anxiety: WHATEVER, I RATHER DIE TO HIM THEN A DISEASE!

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Logic: Morality, what's your opinion on the hero/villain system?

Anxiety: DON'T YOU DARE-

Morality would take a shot of tequila.

Morality: It all depends on the viewpoint. A villain to one is a hero to another. Humans are just an overdramatic species that want to be right, yet we should be considered a stupid species for the shit we pull out of ass such as this.

Logic: Then why is Izuku becoming a hero?

Morality: It's to simply prove people wrong and out of spite.

Creativity: FUCKING ME!

Logic: We are him.

Anxiety would be crying in the corner.

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Creativity: Where is the fucking tea?!

Logic: Morality yeeted it out the window by having Izuku drink his life away again.

Creativity: So we have no memory of what the hell happened? Like, he could have been fucked up for all we know!

Logic: I don't think anyone would want to bang us.

Creativity: You ain't wrong!

Anxiety: HOW CAN YA'LL BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS?!

Logic: This is so normal that we might as well add this to our routine.

Anxiety: I hate ya'll!

Creativity: Love you too!

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Anxiety: WE NEED TO GET TO SHOUTA NOW!

Creativity: WE NEED TO GET TO SHOUTA NOW!

Logic: WE NEED TO GET TO SHOUTA NOW!

Morality: WE NEED TO GET TO SHOUTA NOW!

Creativity: ALRIGHT, WE HAVE PATCHY SENDING US TO HIS LOCATION!

Logic: Fucking All Might is a dumbass. All for One could be dead right now!

Anxiety: Adrenaline is through the roof!

Morality: We will be killing a bitch tonight.

Creativity: OH SHIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! PATCHY WILL DETACH FROM IZUKU, THE NANOBOTS WILL GO BEHIND HIM, AND IZUKU WILL BE A DISTRACTION! ONCE ALL FOR ONE IS DISTRACTED, PATCHY WILL BLAST!

Logic: That's going to get him hurt, but oh well. When we land, make sure Patchy takes the nunchucks to Sho.

Creativity: What is up with all these guys having a choking kink?!

Anxiety: Creativity, we are literally dying, dumbass!

Creativity: Don't worry, All Might got us out of trouble for once!

Logic: We need to get to Sho.

Creativity: Or Sho comes to us, that works too.

Anxiety: Thank god he is safe!

Logic: Wait, I feel like All for One is going to try something.

Anxiety: FUCKING HELL, ALL MIGHT! CAN'T I CUDDLE WITH SHOUTA IN PEACE?!

Creativity: HEYO NANOBOTS! Time to leave now!

Anxiety: I am done with this world.

Logic: Aren't we all?

Morality: ...we didn't get to kill him, though...