My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

The Villain Drunk

Prompt - What if Izuku was taken while on one of his drunk trips? What if he was forced to be a villain? 

I actually planned on doing a villain version of Izuku, but I decided against it. If anyone wants to continue this, go right on ahead.

Warnings: Alcohol Abuse

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Hi bitches!

Before I start this up, a warning: I'm an over-dramatic boy. If you can't deal with that, get out of the kitchen, honey.

With that out of the way, I suppose I can introduce myself. My name is Izuku Midoriya! I'm fifteen, I think. I don't go to school because I work 24/7 as a villain, and my favorite food is tequila and cigarettes! That is providing a worrisome vibe, huh? I'm not sure what is worst. That I am an addict or that I'm a villain.

Oh yeah, I'm a villain! How did that happen?

Well, if you want the simple answer, I don't remember because I was drunk that night. Yep, I was drinking at twelve! The over-complicated answer is that I was taken while I was out drunk looking for parts for a new project. The next thing I know, I'm lying in bed and being told that I'm a villain now.

Alright then!

I'm part of a shitty named league called the League of Villains. I'm willing to bet all my money that Shigaraki named it because of a fucking video game reference. Anyway, I have been trapped here since I was twelve, so three years, because of my skill in technology.

You see, I am quirkless. This means I don't have a power like exploding or pulling my eyes out of my sockets, but I have a brain to compensate. If you throw something at me, I will make something out of it. Actually, with my ability, ordinary people who are not trapped with a bow-tie around their neck think I have a quirk when they see me on the streets. In fact, they believe my quirk has something to do with electricity because I'm always incorporating it in my villain costume. The only reason I do that because my favorite show is Avatar: The Last Airbender. Obviously, I watched the over-dramatic sequel and copied the villain's weapons. I just made it way better than the show. My primary weapon is the electric gloves. There is a pad in the center that ejects electricity, so anyone I touch can be electrocuted. I can also use it as a long-ranger taser gun, but it gets risky for the people around it.

Yes, there is risk in villainy. Well, for me, anyway. I don't want to kill people. I'm forced here after all.

I have it adjustable so it could be a minor sting to killing someone, but I have never killed someone before... I think. In addition to the electric gloves, we have my suit. It's an all rubber black, VERY skin-tight suit. It shows everything from the non-existent muscle I have to the other inappropriate parts of my body. It's as bad as Midnight's, the +18 hero. I rather it be a little looser for my sake, but they give two fucks. It covers all my body up to my neck. My face is always for show. Anyway, the suit is rubber, so the electricity from my gloves to conduct all over my body. If you touch me, you're screwed.

There are two more parts of my suit. The first part is the sword pack on my back with actual swords. Unlike regular swords, these are conductible so that electricity could flow through it, another advantage for me. I never used them. Finally, we have the boosters. Around my wrist and ankles, covered with boots and gloves, there are tanks full of extremely compressed air that I use to move around quickly. I have to be careful with it, so I don't run out of it, but it last a while. It takes light inspiration from the mobility gear from Attack On Titan. Think of it like little jet packs on your hands and feet. With all of it together, you have a very well-known villain, Drunk.

Drunk sounds like a stupid villain name, and I can agree with you. The reason is that I'm always drunk. I still work very well, but I forget the painful memories of hurting all those heroes. Thankfully, the second-in-command of the league Kurogiri is a bartender, and the base is at a bar. That means all the alcohol for me! Anyway, I rarely get to go out, but if I do, my main job is supposed to be to knock them out as a warning, something I am talented at. However, at the base, I make any technology you need. I designed and created my whole suit except the actual suit because it looks like something a porn star would wear. It even has the green bow tie that is tied in a sexual way! It has a GPS, the main reason I have not gotten out.