My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Halloween Chapter Part 2

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

AND NO, IT AIN'T FUCKING CHRISTMAS, WALMART! IT'S HALLOWEEN BITCHES!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I actually have a to-do list today! It's the following:

-Take over UA

-Help Trick-or-Treaters with Mom

-Halloween party at UA THAT SHOUTA DIDN'T FUCKING INVITE ME TO! IT WAS FLIPPING HIZASHI! LIKE, WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE, SHOUTA! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Honestly, he is going to suffer the worst. I was told about it so I can go help out. I just hope I don't get kicked out!

Let's get to it, shall we? Good news, I don't have to time-skip because I'm already here! I left extra early so Shouta can't get me! Remember the entrance exam room where the teachers stalked the students in the city? That is exactly where I am! You see, Nezu wanted me to fuck this place up for Halloween.

Not surprising. The thing is that nobody is going to survive.

Why?

Nezu and I are working together.

. . .

Yes, two of the smartest insane people in the world are ruining UA. This can only go so wrong! Honestly though, the only bad part is that Nezu forced me to wear a replica of his suit for this. I am wearing such suit. I just decided to rebel, so instead of a red tie and gold tennis shoes, I'm wearing a green tie and red shoes. In addition, I have on my visor that shows me the programming, my phone to hack from wherever, and some special gloves in my pocket. Finally, the book bag of...something.

Moving on!

I ain't going to replicate a rat of all things.

"Are you ready to start the stimulation?" Nezu asks as he spins his chair to face me. He's excited. He's flipping smiling. UA, you're screwed.

"LET'S FUCK THIS BITCH UP!" I scream as I slam down on the big red button. Instantly, the screens light up to show us the whole school. More specifically, the hallways and classrooms are in the spotlight. Robots come out of nowhere as they enter the classrooms. The command goes through.

"Follow me if you don't want to cause trouble."

The command echoes through the school, causing me to grin in satisfaction. So far, the program is working! Reluctantly, the whole school stands as the teachers lead their students. Not surprising, the only one rebelling is Recovery Girl. I turn on the mic of the robot nearest to her to pick up what she is saying.

"You two are ridiculous! Do you have any idea how dangerous this can get?!" Originally, we were going to keep her out of this. However, we need a healer on the field so kids don't die from this prank. That doesn't mean she won't get punished though. Well, more like the whole school.

Nezu shuts down the lights, screams bouncing off the walls of the poor school. The rat beside me laughs like a maniac as he sips his tea.

Hey, atleast she is quiet now! Before you ask, no. We didn't kill her. We seriously can't. The school would be seriously fucked otherwise.

Slowly, the students and teachers make their way to the battle arena. I can tell they are appreciating the sunlight when they step out.

NOT FOR LONG!

I stand up, Nezu hops on my shoulder, and we move to the roof where everyone can see us. I clap my hands as I stand on the edge, getting the attention of everyone. I can tell which part is my class because they are face-palming or being extremely loud about their annoyance. Nezu stands on my shoulder, starting his speech.