My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Christmas Day Chapter

Let me give you a fun fact about myself: I wake up very easily. That might be the other reason why I rarely sleep. This could range from a change in position to temperature, but it's mostly sound. If I hear someone outside my room moving, I wake up. Hell, I even wake up when the heater goes off! That's why my room is sound-proof to most sounds.

Most sounds.

I wake up to the sound of a soft click. You would think that since I was drugged up from the previous night that I would not wake up, but fuck no! BITCH, I DON'T NEED SLEEP APPARARENTLY!

The first thing I notice is that I'm way too fucking close to Shouta. Like, we are clinging to each other. Therefore, I get away from him as quickly as possible because that's gay. I should probably tell Hizashi to give the man some physical contact. However, as I crawl out of bed, I realize why I was clinging to the dumpster diver; I forgot to turn the damn heater on before I passed out. My body shivers as the cold wraps around me like a torture machine.

Fuck me.

I grab my heavy jacket off the side table as I stumble out of the darkroom. I enter the office/kitchen thing I have set up only to notice that it's also dark AF. Usually, there would be some sort of light, whether it be from the stove or microwave. However, all that's off. Please, don't fucking tell me. I go to the light switch, flicking it on. No light illuminates this damn place.

MY FUCKING LIFE! THE PLACE IS POWERED DOWN!

Since Maijima is in Hawaii right now, that means it's my job to fix the bitch in the fucking cold with at least a foot of snow.

Stop stressing, Izuku. Let's see if anything's working.

"CAT?" I whisper in the empty room. It takes a moment, but the familiar lights appear from under my desk. The best course of action is to get CAT set up to power my apartment. That way, the rest of the people here don't suffer. That's a bad thing for some reason, "Follow me." I lead CAT into the lab room. I came prepared for this to happen. I hate the cold that much. I connect it to the apartment. After a click, I stand up with a sigh. That should last us about a week, but only for my apartment.

I need to get this whole building working now. That means I have to go fucking outside. I'm going to die.

I have to grab what I need. I'm not spending any more time in that weather than I have to. Too bad that I'm way too prepared because I have a full fucking illegal lab here!

"Patchy, you good?" I whisper once more, the lights coming on. I need to head to the roof, so I might as well fly up there. I need to be able to reach powerlines as well in case those got hit. If they did, that would cause more trouble. I grab my electric-resistant gloves, my toolbox, a flashlight, goggles, thickest clothing, and my cellphone. That should be good for the moment.

I walk back to the living room, write a sloppy note in case the trashbag wakes up, and step out into the living quarters. The only light in the room is that rulebook burning in that case I made. See? Having vengeance helps in some situations! It turns out that I'm not the only light sleeper!

"Ey, Snipe! Enjoying my revenge fire?" The man jumps, having been warming his hands over the fire. Snipe turns to face me before taking a deep breath.

"I should have known ye would have caught on quick. Ye able to fix this?" Snipe asks.

"Yeah. It's going to take a while, though."

"How long?"

"I'm hoping to have it fixed within an hour, but give me two because I don't know the problem. So many ways of cutting off power."