My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Christmas Eve Chapter

Alright, so let me tell you how I ended up in this terrible Christmas circumstance.

Like most families, I was going to spend the holidays with my mom. However, that got thrown at the window. Mom wanted to spend time with her extended family, and I can't deny her that right. They are family. I would go with her if it weren't for the fact that they hate this quirkless brat! If I go, I will start drama. I would be fighting my own family. Thank above Mom understands that.

Of course, that left that new brat puppy with me. I wasn't willing to deal with it, so I'm paying Koda an enormous sum per day to take care of it.

The next logical solution was to go traveling the world by myself. I was looking at plane tickets, trying to figure out the cheapest way to get to places when Shouta came in to question me on something work-related. He saw my monitor and said no. Hell, I tried to bargain with him to go with me!

His words?

"I would rather be locked in a room with Hizashi than travel the world with a psychopath."

I mean, at least they are willing to admit they would bang in a sense? Don't ask.

Anyway, that's how we go here, folks. Currently, I am at UA for the holidays, today being Christmas Eve. To make the place even more boring, both Hizashi and Nemuri are away with their families. They said they would be back tomorrow because they wanted to spend the day with Shouta with me, but I have to survive the day. Most of the other teachers are out too, whether it be with family or, in Maijima's and Nezu's case, on vacation.

Lucky bastards. Why can't I go?!

Just because most of the teachers are gone doesn't mean they are all gone. There are currently four of us that are stuck here: Shouta, Yagi, Snipe, and I. I only get along with Shouta.

This is going to be hell.

Give me some credit for a moment because I tried to lock myself in my apartment for the whole time, so only Shouta can visit. Unfortunately, Yagi, being the family man he wishes he can be, forces me out to spend time with the adults by decorating a Christmas tree he picked up. I give him an A for effort and an F for execution. Snipe and Yagi are decorating the tree, I'm watching with a mask on, and Shouta sleeps on the couch like the lazy ass he is.

"Yagi, I can appreciate the sentiment, but why did you get a real Christmas tree?" I ask the blonde idiot.

"What's wrong with a real tree?" He asks as he puts a blue ball on.

"A: The needles fall on the ground, which is the nightmare for a clean freak. B: I can reach the entire tree with a fake tree. C: That tree is going to spread its eggs and sperm all over the place." Yeah, that causes Yagi to cough up blood.

"Kid, where yer censorship at?!" Snipe asks, glaring at me. He doesn't have his mask on, so I can see his face. It doesn't make it more scary.

"What's that?"

"Each day, I feel more sorry for Aizawa," I smirk.

I pull out my most definite country accent, "Yee-haw, partner." I know. I'm easily distracted.

"Care to explain why yer here? Shouldn't ye be with yer family?"

"My extended family hates me because I'm a quirkless brat! I tried to go on vacation, but Sho said no!" I have to grab more tissue for Yagi. Poor skeleton.

"Oh, lawdy, and we wonder why ya have problems."

"You do. Everyone else has figured this out a while ago. Don't even give me that look because Yagi and Sho have figured this out already!" Snipe isn't willing to argue with me because he switches the topics on me.