My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Suspected Traitor Izuku

Prompt: What if Izuku was suspected to be the traitor of UA?
I'm shocked nobody has requested this. If you did, I must have ignored it. Sorry, mate.
Anyway, I find all these suspected Izuku stories, and they are all dramatic and shit. So, I wanted to make it crack.
This isn't your typical anyway since UA wouldn't believe that anyway, so I took a different approach.

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Ow ow ow, why is the world so painful to enter? If you want me to live, it should be easier to wake up.

Wait, it usually is. Something is up.

I open my eyes to find myself in what looks like an interrogation room. What the fuck? Doesn't help that I am tied down.

Across from me sits a police officer that looks like he should be retired by now. And in jail with the angry look he has on his face.

"So you're finally awake. Took you long enough," He scowls.

I huff, "Well, considering you probably knocked me out, that's expected-"

"Shut up! I'm not here for your blabber!"

"Obviously you are though. Why would I be here other than that?"

I honestly should have expected a punch to the face considering I am here illegally, but damn, that hurts!

The police officer scoffs, "I'm asking the questions! Do you understand?"

"Well, duh." Okay, maybe I deserve that punch. Oh, I smell blood! How fucking pleasant!

"Whatever! Make my easier and just admit that you are the UA traitor."

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"Dog, you could accuse me of literally ANYTHING ELSE and get me arrested, yet you choose THAT?! Sir, what the fuck are you trying to do with your life?! My father is farther in life than you, and I have no idea where the fuck he is!"

"Guess it's going to be a while."

Yeah, he beat me up. Big deal. With the League of Villains visiting once a week, this guy is a poke compared to them.

Besides, makes my case easier to prove when help does arrive, which should be now.

On my mental cue, Shouta breaks into the room, wraps the bitchass up in his scarf, and kindly stomps on him for me until he knocks out.

Then, Shouta looks at me, "You look terrible, kid."

I huff, "Great for the confidence, man."

In the background, I see Hizashi and Nemuri sneak in, grab the wrapped man, and drag him out. I assume the two are going to beat him up more, so I ain't gonna stop.

Shouta undoes my cuffs, "Let's not do this again."

"Bitch, I didn't try to get into this situation, but I rather not too."

"Then we're in agreement."

"Alright then."