My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

A Complete Deal

Prompt: Instead of Aizawa, Izuku is the one that gets kidnapped.
Royallybored_RN gave this one to me, and Syndenywrites02 on Wattpad requested it as well.
Time to remember what the fuck happened there AKA copy and paste!
Fun Fact: I was originally going to have Izuku taken, but I decided to it make more sense for Izuku to let Shouta go due to it being the logical decision.
Warnings: Sensory overload, Suicidal Thoughts, Torture

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"Vlad King. Eraserhead has been captured by a dude with a quirk to turn people into a marble. The Nomu is retreating. Tech, they want you." What? No, no, no.

"Pixie-Bob and Tiger. Big Sis Magne has retreated."

"Mandalay, nobody is here." Please no. I don't bother with the pathways. I use the grappling hooks to swing across the trees to Vlad King's location. When I arrive, I land next to Vlad King. In front of us, Dabi, Toga, Twice, Spinner, Big Sis Magne, Nomu (with fucking chainsaws), and the dude with the marble quirk who I happen to know as Mr. Compress. That doesn't surprise me because Mr. Compress happens to be known as a genius. On his knees in front of them, Shouta sits, being held down by Dabi. I guess he was let out. I make sure I keep my cocky ass persona.

Dabi starts his stupid-ass speech, "I give your credit, Midoriya. Your devices and ability to control a situation is impressive. However, that didn't prevent this. I believe you at least deserve a name. We are the Vanguard Action Squad put together by the League of Villains." I can't help but scoff.

"That's obvious. They're the only idiots that would do something like this."

Dabi glares me down, " I have a deal, so you better listen, or it's automatically terminated. We aren't after him. He is no use to us, though, we might be able to find one for him. We are after you. All you have to do is trade yourself over, and they get Eraserhead back." Immediately, possibilities run through my head.

So many fucking possibilities.

I look at Shouta as my heart pounds.

Think rationally, Izuku.

Think, think, think!

Finally, the words slip my tongue,

"Okay! Though, this is a shitty trade deal. Trading a hobo for this booty?! I mean, I guess his quirk evens it out-"

Dabi scoffs, "I don't care. Drop your bag, weapons, remove your helmet and turn off your robots."

"Fine, you damn prune. All robots transfer ownership to Eraserhead, and before you say that I am supposed to completely turn them off, I turned them off from my control. Should have been more specific." While smack-talking, I drop my bag, remove my visible weapons, and step forward. I see Shouta's expression, but he is trying to hide it. I throw my helmet to the side before stepping forward.

"Midoriya, this is dumb! Don't do it!" Vlad King tries to convince me.

"I'm good! Let go of Eraserhead."

Dabi lifts his leg off of Shouta. Shouta doesn't bother to say anything as he goes past me to Vlad King.

Dabi grabs the back of my neck and drags me through the portal, aka Kurogiri.

When I arrive at their base, I am knocked out.

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I wake up in a chair in the middle of a bar.

How fucking dramatic.

I see the League of VIllains chilling around the place, watching television. I recognize myself on the television. I would fucking hope so.