My Hero Academia: Hell is a Mess

Halloween Chapter Part 1

Plot Twist: Shouta is in control for once in his damn submissive life!

Shouta POV

I have learned way too many things with the time I have spent (suffering) with Izuku. However, if you ask me for tips on how to deal with Izuku, I have two tips for you; you need to be clean around him and do not spend Halloween or April Fools with him unless you want to go to jail. You see, Izuku sees these days as days to cause chaos. The two days Izuku is meant to be the show stopper. Anything that he would attempt (and fail mostly) to limit himself in doing at any other time he will do these days.

If you're smart, you wouldn't spend any time with him at all. I don't follow my own advice obviously. I care about him, but he kills me mentally and emotionally sometimes. I'm just glad he isn't stupid on top of that.

On second thought, it's probably why he can cause so much trouble.

It's the day before Halloween, and Izuku hasn't shown a single sign of what he is doing. You would think that living with the kid I would get a sign of something, but I have nothing. Normal parents only have to worry about their kids toilet-papering their neighbor's place. I have to worry about my kid toilet-papering the entire neighborhood, hacking everyone's internet to 'rick-roll' them, and cutting off the electricity to roll around robot ghost on the streets.

That's just the basics to him. Izuku would probably do an entire city instead like before. Last year on Halloween, he hacked all the sirens of every police and fire station in the city to go off randomly. It was aggravating to the city but entertaining to Izuku. This lowered the crime rate to two percent for a week as it spooked the villains. That's how powerful the kid is. The worst part is that they never caught him. In fact, the only reason I know is because the kid told me himself. Honestly, I think that's one of the moments Izuku is most proud of sadly.

I force myself out of bed to get dressed and eat as I have a class to teach. Surprisingly enough, I don't hear Britney Spears or Eminem (thank god) this morning from the kitchen. I still hear the pots and pans though, meaning he is cooking something. Once I'm in my bodysuit, I head out to see Izuku finishing breakfast, sliding a plate to me.

"Good morning, Shouta!" Izuku replies. He is way too happy even if he keeps saying he is depressed. He is more hyper than normal as well, meaning chaos for the rest of us. I just grumble in response, sitting down and eating breakfast. Izuku always eats before I come out, so now he is cleaning up like the OCD kid he is.

I don't care what the psychologist has said. Izuku has OCD. Izuku just managed to trick him.

Meanwhile, the kid is not starting a conversation. Normally, Izuku would probably bring something stupid up or start describing one of his new inventions. Today is not the day apparently.

"Any drama?" I ask, despite my feelings for it.

"Nope! Today is going to be a good day!" With that, Izuku leaves the room. A comment like that immediately sets off alarms. It certainly doesn't help that the kid is in a good mood today. He has to have something planned. As the teacher who lives with him, it's my job to let the other teachers know if Izuku is going to act up that day. This is especially true for the day before Halloween. Of course, Hizashi and Nemuri don't care what he does, even joining him. Even Principal Nezu has helped him once. However, the rest of us have to attempt to keep order. Mainly, this job falls on Power-Loader, I, and sometimes Principal Nezu as we are his main teachers.

Honestly, Izuku takes more energy than the rest of class 1-A combined, and they are an active bunch of brats. He just manages to top that somehow. I pull out my phone to warn the school of the disaster coming their way.