Bendy, Lobo, and Ren looking up at the sky, on the hotel's roof. Bendy was thinking of his time in Heaven, how depressed he became and how he met God. Let me say that again. HE MET GOD!!
Ren: So, what's Heaven like? Is there really puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams like the Princess sung about?
Bendy: Dunno, I was too depressed to notice. But, the clouds were puffy wuffy. I should know, all I did was sit on one for 3 days straight.
Lobo: What about any family? Have you met any of yours?
Bendy: Not really, but I did see Pentious and met his son. They're doing good.
Suddenly, a spark flares in the red sky as a scream is heard. They then see a new sinner has dropped into Hell in front of the Hotel.
Ren: That's gotta hurt.
Bendy: Hey! Are you okay down there!?
Sinner: Yeah, I'm alrigh-
He stopped as he looked at his hand. He cheers, surprised to see that he is still "alive".
Sinner: *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-
He then gets run over by a taxi as it parks in front of the Hotel.
Lobo: Ooooohh~. Not anymore you are.
Bendy: *points at car* Hey, that's Angel.
Angel gets out of the car after flirting with the driver. He looks at the three demons on the roof and waves at Bendy and Ren. But, he gives Lobo a look of pure disgust and anger before entering the hotel.
Lobo: Geez, what's his problem?
Bendy: He must have a grudge. Remember what happened last week, with his pet pig?
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French Narrator: Last Week
Lobo was in the kitchen, wearing a 'Kiss The Cook' apron and holding a pan and knife, as he tried to lure Fat Nuggets away from an unsuspecting Angel Dust.
Lobo: Here, piggy piggy piggy piggy.
Fat Nuggets starts walking to Lobo, away from Angel just as he notices the pig's absence.
Angel: Hey, what the?! FAT NUGGETS, NO!!
Lobo: Yeah. Come here, you little fat nugget.
Nuggs is about to touch Lobo's leg as the hellhound readies his knife.
Lobo: That's it, come to Papa Joseph.
Angel: Fat Nuggets, come here. *Nuggs turns around* Come back to Daddy. Come on, Fat Nuggets.
Lobo: Nonononono, Angel. Angel, shut the fuck up. I'm hungry.
Fat Nuggets walks to Angel.
Lobo: No. No, my bacon!
Angel scoops Nuggs up and cuddles him to his chest. The pig nuzzles him back.
Angel: Yeah. Yeah, come here to Daddy. Yeah, I'll never hurt you, Nuggets. *glares at Lobo* You better back the fuck up, mutt.
Lobo: I will have my revenge! And my breakfast!!
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Bendy: He loves that pig, Lo. You can't cook him.
Lobo: Hey, you know what happens when I don't hunt once a- what the fuck is that? *points at sky*
All three look up to see a heavenly beacon coming from the sky and a silhouette floating down, into an alley.
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Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition
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