Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition

Man, I Love Fries

Vaggie had gotten off work to the sound of yelling. As she walked out of her royal suite after dropping off her things to hear the voices of Lobo and Bendy talking over each other - not full-on screaming, but still with raised voices. As she made it to the lobby, she followed the sounds to the bar to find Lobo sitting at the bar itself with a glass of rum while Bendy stood nearby.

Lobo: Bendy, please. Will you give it a rest already? You're making a big deal out of nothing.

Bendy: Excuse me? Did you even hear what you said today?!

Lobo: I said I was sorry. Come on, pal.

Bendy: No! No more "Come on, pal"s. You somehow to mess things up for me! I'm sick of you always starting this shit!

Lobo: I just wanted to say something funny. I barely ever get my input out in audio.'.

Still frowning, Bendy puts his arms up and begins to move them together.

Lobo: No. No. Bendy, don't.

Bendy: It's too late.

Lobo: Don;t you fucking dare!

Bendy: It's already in motion.

Lobo: Well, put it out of motion!

And with one last glare, Bendy finally crossed his arms and looks to the side.

Bendy: You pissed me off.

Lobo: Augh! Bends, no. Look at me.

He punches Bendy, but no effect.

Lobo: Look at me!

He punches him again multiple times with the same results, causing him to groan in annoyance.

Vaggie: Um, is there a problem here?

At the sound of his wife's voice, Bendy looked up, his expression softening slightly.

Bendy: Oh hey mi polilla. Sorry you had to come down to this. *at Lobo* Someone was acting way out of line today!

Lobo: Well someone else is making a big deal out of nothing!

Vaggie hated seeing Bendy fight, especially if it was against one of his friends. She might've been a bit apprehensive to Lobo, Husk, and even Niffty when they first arrived, but she's grown to care about them as if they were family, even assholes like Alastor and Angel. These two have been friends for as long as Vaggie had known them, and it hurt her a bit to see them argue.

Vaggie: Hey!

The two stopped short, looking back to Vaggie with wide eyes as she sat down at the bar.

Vaggie: Okay, I don't know what's got you two so worked up, but we're going to sit down and calmly discuss this like adults until we work it out. Now, what seems to be the problem?

Bendy: Lobo's lusting after my Mama!

Okay, she hadn't seen that coming. Though the sound of the accusation had her gain a look of slight aggression, her pupil turning into a small skull.

Vaggie: He's what?

Bendy: you heard me.

Lobo: NO, I'M NOT!......... *sigh* Okay, so here's what happened. Bendy and I were just talking while having a bit of lunch, right? After a bit, Mimzy came back from her job and insisted on sitting with us for a bit, so we got to talking. While she was there she happened to be wearing a very nice outfit and I told her as much.

Bendy: You said she was a milf!

Vaggie: Lobo, is this true?

Lobo: Well,.... Yes. But there's a good explanation!