We all know the story of how Hell's heir opened a hotel to turn sinners good, and how the Radio Demon stepped into the picture and changed everything. But, what if someone else took the deer's place? Someone who believed in her cause. And a lot more...
We open up to downtown Pentagram City, where we see Robo Fizz and Katie Killjoy hiding out in an alleyway, the robotic clown kicking an empty soda can out into the street.
Robo Fizz: Take that, you lousy soda! Zero calories, my ass!
Katie Killjoy: Calm down, hon. You can blame flasly advertised beverages later. Right now, we need to plan our next move.
Robo Fizz: And I assume you have something in mind?
Katie Killjoy: Well.... No. But I'll think of something. Maybe.... Something to do with ritual sacrifice.
As the two conversed, a portal opened further down the alley as a bipedal yellow turtle peeked out, tossing a small object against the wall. The portal closed just as the object hit the wall, eliviting the pair's attention. The female demon walked over to the source of the noise and looked to see the source of the noise; A small paintbrush with a light-brown wooden handle, a gray metal waterguard, and dark-brown bristles with the tip coated in blue paint.
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Robo Fizz: Is that... A paintbrush?
Katie Killjoy: *picks up paintbrush* What the fuck is a paintbrush doing in a random ass alley?.... Think we could sell it on Ebay?
Robo Fizz: Probably a Goodwill at best, Kate.
As the female demon fiddled with the paintbrush, she accidentally flicked the brush, causing a spurt of green liquid to blast out, dissolving some of the nearby wall.
Katie Killjoy: What the fu- What the fuck was that?!
Robo Fizz: Did it come..... From the brush?
Katie Killy: Huh? Hm..... What else can this thing do?
She flicked the brush again, this time firing a spurt of blue liquid that restored the wall.
Robo Fizz: Badass! That brush gives you the ability to play God!
Katie: *chuckles* I guess so- Wait! I just had a great idea. I can send go over to that bimbo's hotel and not only put her back in her place, but I can use the brush to destroy her boy toy personally! You know what they say Fizz, never send an artist to do a news anchor's job.
Robo Fizz: I mean, that's kind of a double negative since you're technically an artist now I guess, I dunno. Stuff like this is weird. Along with the fact you're technically fighting fire with fire.
Karie Killjoy: What?
Robo Fizz: I mean, don;t you go on about wanting to kill that pansy Ink Demon and you onced said you hated his stupid pen? Well, now you have a paintbrush that does all the things that pen does along with the fact you don;t have that many powers.... Not much of a bad guy, are you?
Katie Killjoy: *narrowly* What are you implying?
Robo Fizz: Who, me? Nothing. Just that, you know, The Ink Demon's a lot stronger than you, and since you never beat him in a fight and mst people would rather watch those dumb kids cartoons then your news shows as old rating scales shown-
