Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition

No Vaggie Knows, How To Not Say No

In the Hotel's kitchen, we see Vaggie pouring coffee into a mug, which is shown to say "#1 Toon Wife". As she takes out some sugar to mix into her coffee, Bendy is shown walking out the kitchen, carrying a bowl and spoon to the table,

Vaggie: Bendy, before I forget, you have a dentist appointment at 6 today.

Bendy: Hmm... Yeah, I'm gonna have to cancel that.

Vaggie: *breathy laugh* No, you have to go, hon. It's about time for your check-up.

The toon stretched an arm to the kitchen, opening the cupboard to pull out a box of Count Chocula. However, Vaggie grabs the box from the arm, much to Bendy's dismay.

Vaggie: Bendy, I keep telling you over and over, no Count Chocula. This stuff is racked with sugar.

Bendy: *rolls eyes* Fine, Mommy. Hand me the Corn Flakes. But why do I need a check-up? My teeth are the picture of health. See?

He proves this by flashing a smile, his teeth seem perfectly white. But an extreme close up shows a set of realistically drawn human teeth, which are yellow, cracked, and the front tooth having a hole in it as a demonic centipede crawls out from behind the cheek and into the hole.

Vaggie: Probably that.

Annoyed, Bendy takes the Corn Flakes and pours himself a bowl, while also pouring in the milk. However, as the bowl seemingly overflows, Vaggie rushes over, taking the jug from her husband.

Vaggie: Bendy, no! That's far too much milk!

Bendy: *annoyed* Why do you keep saying no all the time?

Vaggie: Bendy, it's my job, because A. I'm the hotel's manager. And B. I'm your wife. This is how marriages usually work. Besides, I don't always say no.

Bendy: Pfft, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that "Van-No-Ssa". *eats Corn Flakes*

Vaggie: I'm not "Van-No-Ssa". That's not even a name.

Bendy: Well, can I dye your hair blue?

Vaggie: N- Wait, why?

Bendy: Just why not.

Vaggie: Well, no you can't.

Bendy: *points at Vaggie* See?! You just proved my point!

Vaggie: *sighs, annoyed* Fine. I just won't say no.

Bendy: Vaggie, if you're gonna speak bullshit, at least make it believable.

The moth's eye enlarges at this as a shocked gasp escapes her, all the while Bendy keeps eating his Corn Flakes.

Vaggie: How dare you? It's not bullshit, I can go a day without saying "no".

Bendy: Oh, really? Wanna put your money where your mouth is?

Vaggie: What do you have in mind?

Bendy: Okay... *checks watch* Dentist appointment's at 6. It's 7:59 now. Starting at 8 o'clock, you can't say "no" until 5.

Vaggie: 9 hours?... Easy. But, if I manage to go through the day without saying "no", you have to do my paperwork for a month.

Bendy: Okay. But if you say "No" even once, I don't have to go to the dentist.

Vaggie: But..... Fine, you're on.

Bendy: Now, just to make sure....

The Ink Demon draws a spell circle in the air, which he stretches his arm through, grabs Vaggie's hand, and pulls it through the circle. Once both are interlinked, the spell circle shatters and forms shackles around both Bendy and Vaggie's wrists, where they then disappear justas the clock strikes 8.