Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition

Dirty Healings

A new day dawned at the Hotel, where for the first time, everyone had gathered in the lobby. In front of them all stood Charlie, who was bouncing on her toes, obviously excited by the events that were about to happen as she held a clipboard. Vaggie comes up to her, placing a hand on her shoulder to stop her bouncing.

Vaggie: Try and calm down there, hon.

Bendy: Yeah, I think you're starting to drill a hole in the floor.

Charlie: Sorry, sorry! I'm just so excited to have our first ever group session! We've only done one-on-ones with Angel and those were... less than ideal as of late.

Angel Dust rolls his eyes while checking his phone, which is shown to be blowing up with texts from a caller named "Big Mama V".

Bendy: Yeah, I know what you mean. This is our first ever session with me being part of the crew. And how could we forget *hugs Pentious' shoulders* Our first ever patient?!

Pentious blushes and looks away while rubbing the back of his head. However, angel catches wind of this and frowns at the Toon.

Angel: Uh, scusi, what the hell am I then?

Bendy: Oh, you mean besides a junkie with a frunkie?

Husk spits out his booze at Bendy's sentence as Lobo then keels over laughing, falling off of the couch and right onto Ren.

Ren: Get off of me, I don't condone touch!

Charlie: Guys, stop. *smiles at Angel* Angel, you're an important part of our family. You're our first ever patient. It's just that... well...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and you literally haven't used ONE IOTA of effort to improve yourself?

Charlie: What Bendy and Vaggie are trying to point out is that it's nice to finally have a patient here who's interested in the redemption program for once.

Angel: Aw, come on, I can improve! Take a look at my timer. I haven't had a single snort of coke in.... 13 hours!

Bendy: That's how long you've been asleep until you woke up literally 40 minutes ago.

Rolling his eyes, Angel shows them his phone, showing the alleged timer reading 13 hours. However, another text pops up, catching Charlie's eye.

Charlie: Uh.... What is a "burro show"?

Vaggie: *disgusted* A what?!

Shouting, Angel nearly drops his phone before he holds it close to his chest and smiles nervously.

Angel: Ah, er, nothing! Nothing important. Just my boss, Val, just wondering where I'm at.

Bendy: Val? As in "Valentina", the Sex Machine?! You're working for her?!

Angel: Yeah, she's just... kinda pissed off I haven't been to work too often...

Vaggie: How long has it been since you went?

Angel: Uh.... 9 days?

Bendy: 9 DAYS?! You made Valentina wait 9 days and got to a point where she texts you non-stop?!

Ren: I don't understand. *crawls from under Lobo* What's the big deal?

Bendy: Ren, you don't understand since you've only been in Pride for the 2 days before we reached you in Imp City. Valentina is no one to fuck with! Not only does she run one of Hell's biggest porn studios, she's one of the three V's and one of Pride's most influential and powerful Overlords.

Pentious: I dreamed of being noticed by the V's one day, but... Pipe dreams, really. Now all I'm striving for is to see my son again!

Charlie: That's the spirit, Pentious! Let's get started!