My Diary

Thursday, March 4, 2021

  Just started school yesterday. My crush is far away from where I sit 😔✌. But hey, her friend acknowledges my existence!

  Hopefully I can get close to her and become her friend.

  I got more subjects this year which SUCKS! More stuff to make me fucking drop dead.
 
  I also made me look like more of a weirdo. Why do I do the things I do?
  So, in english class, my teacher decided to play hang man and who ever guessed the work from another student, they get to pick a word.

  I guessed the word a student in my class picked. Which means it was my turn to pick a word. I felt so pressured since I didn't know what word to pick.
 
  I thought of the first thing that popped in my mind. Guess what I chose.

  Fucking DreamSMP... DreamSMP of all things.

  My teacher asked what it was and I said and I quote "a series on YouTube".

  I wanted to kill myself. I hoped someone would guess I was trying to imply. To my disgrace, no one knew what the fuck was the "DreamSMP".
  I'm so disappointed, literally no one knew.

  Not to mention that I was visibly trembling while I was in front of the class. I probably looked stupid in the eyes of my love.

  Social education (basically law class or something) just ended and now I have literature, I'm pretty sure. Social education is pretty pog. I can talk shit about the government and the teacher can't say anything about it 😌.

  I hate school.

  BAHAHAHAHASCHWCWUSVW I LAUGHED SO HARD IN CLASS!! So, in literature class we were introducing ourselves to the person next to us. Even though I already know most of these hoes from last year.

  We had 3 minutes to do that and write it down in our notebooks. After those 3 minutes, we share it with the whole class.
   We went around saying what the person's name is, their age, and 3 things they like doing.
  
  And here's the good part. It was these to boys turn. Let's call them August and Sam.
   August introduced Sam. When he was done, it was Sam's turn. Sam did August soooo dirty!

  Sam was like "His name is August, he is (enter number here) years old. He likes football (or how you Americans say "soccer"), watching hentai-"

  He was cut off because August told him to stop. Half the class were laughing, including me.
  What made it even more funny is that the teacher knew what hentai was.
 
  During the last few introductions, I was shaking, trying to hold on my laughter.
   Me and I'll call her Bella's turn.
   Karma striked. When Bella finished introducing me, my teacher asked what kind of things do I like reading.
  
  She asked because one of my likes that I could think of at the moment was reading.

  This is how the conversation went down.

  Teacher: "What kind of things do you like reading?"

  Me: "Oh, I.. Uh... Like reading, like... I like reading certain stories made by other people?"

  Teacher: "Obviously, stories are made by other people."

  Me: "Well, the stories aren't made by, like official authors.. it's hard to explain."

  My crush's friend: "Wattpad?"
 
  Me: "What?!"
 
  My crush's friend: "Nothing, don't worry about it."

  Teacher: "We'll talk about this later, where are you from?"

  Me: "I.. I am from the U.S."
 
  Teacher: "I have to make you read out loud more often. You seem very embarrassed while talking out loud."

  Me: "..."

  I get it, I stutter a lot. Doesn't mean I can't talk Spanish properly 🙄. Everytime I meet a teacher and they here that I'm from the U.S, they're like "Do YoU uNdErSTaNd SpANisH?"
 
   No teacher, I just happen to speak the language and was able to respond to your dumbass question.

  They act like people don't stutter.