"So, Emma, do you know what you get to do during this interview today?" The interviewer asked Emma.
"Nope. What do I get to do today?" she asked.
"Well, Emma you are in for a fun day today. You get to go through (Y/N)'s phone." The interviewer announced, Emma smiled and turned to me.
"You hear that? I get to look through this." Emma said as she took my phone from my pocket. "I have nothing to hide." I said coolly.
Then I remembered. I forgot to clear my search history. Oops.
Emma opened the phone and turned it to the camera. "So, (Y/N)'s background photos are of me and him doing face masks together, that's sweet." She said as she unlocked the phone.
"(Y/N), should we start with your Instagram or your search history?" she asked, fully knowing I wasn't getting a choice.
"I have nothing to hide. Do whatever you wish." I said, lying through my teeth. I really should've cleared my search history.
"Fine then. Let's start with your text messages. I changed my mind on what I wanted to look through first." She looked through the messages I had sent. My messages weren't bad, not at all, they were just stupid. Emma was laughing the whole time.
"Alright, (Y/N)'s messages seem to be good. Now what are you going to check Emma?" the interviewer asked.
"Hmmm..let's look through his camera roll." She said, turning to me and giving me a smile.
"Go ahead. You can look." I said, motioning for her to look.
Good thing she hasn't checked search history yet. Maybe she will forget. I really hope she does.
As she looked through my photos, she saw many goofy pictures and some pictures of us together.
"Now, I think we should check your search history (Y/N), what do you think?" she asked me, pretending to let me have a choice.
"Go ahead Em, I have zero things to hide." I said, trying to show my nervousness.
Crap. She's gonna see it.
"Alright then." She said, as she opened the search history tab. She looked through it for a few minutes and then said, "(Y/N), why did you look up 'is eating tinfoil poisonous' and 'what happens if you swallow tinfoil'?" she asked, giving me a concerned look.
"Well, if you must know I had a Toblerone bar a few days ago and accidentally ate some of the tinfoil wrapper." I said, as my face grew red. Everyone started laughing and soon enough I joined in. "and that's my boyfriend everyone. The guy who eats tinfoil on accident!" Emma announced, doing jazz hands as she motioned over to me. Maybe this interview wasn't so bad.
(Inspired by another true story)
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Emma Watson Oneshots/Imagines
Hayran KurguEmma Watson Imagines and Oneshots! Feel free to leave requests on what you would like! Started: 4/3/21 Finished: 8/12/21