Multifandom Oneshots + Imagines

Most likely to... (Multi)

Be in the middle of a pre-battle conversation in a showdown with you and apologize for getting your pronouns wrong when they were threatening or belittling you: Kai Parker. He's still going to whack your head off and feed your guts to the dogs, but other than that he's respectful. 

Make the most money with an OnlyFans account: Emily Prentiss. I mean, self explanatory. 

Have a farting contest: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. 

Who wins the farting contest: Merry, probably. He'd boast about it to everyone regardless of how disgusting they might think it is.

Throw a fit because their seat was stolen even if there's plenty of seats: Matt Donovan, the whiny bitch. In all seriousness though, Caroline would actually be the one to get mad about it, especially in earlier seasons. She'd compel them to go sit somewhere else.

Forget their own birthday: Zuko. I feel like he doesn't think about himself a whole lot other than deep self-analyzation. For similar reasons, probably any of the Criminal Minds characters. The only reason they know is because Garcia does something for them (even though she knows all their birthdays, she'd still forget her own.)

Get a full face change with plastic surgery: Sirius Black perhaps, for survival purposes.

Sleep through a flood and be floating down the street on their bed unaware: Elena Gilbert. She half-woke at some point, saw the water, and thought 'hell no, this can wait' and went back to sleep.

Spend all of their life savings on a chicken nugget necklace with a diamond chain, but specifically for the chicken nugget: Penelope Garcia 35213851246%. She'd also be the type to collect little plastic babies.

Eat dog treats without realizing they're dog treats and continue to eat them after learning they're dog treats: Arthur Weasley- Molly would whack him with a dish towel when he does. He probably has a secret stash in his nightstand.

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A/N:  Yes, I have added in some Lord of the Rings stuff. I won't be writing about them just yet, but maybe in the future. 

This next part isn't anything story related, just something I was thinking about and decided to add just in case any fellow Swifties are reading this.

So I was watching reputation Stadium Tour on Netflix again, as one does, and I noticed something I didn't notice before. The color scheme, as well as the choreography and her stage presence, were fitted to go with the theme of reputation. It starts out with black and red, intense and sexy choreography. As the show goes on, the songs get more personal, the colors get brighter, and Taylor is smiling a lot more. This feels like a parallel to herself, how in the beginning she is viewed as intense or bitchy  and then when you get to know her you learn that in reality she's imaginative and colorful and smart. This just goes to show how brilliant and dedicated this woman is, I am blown away.