BY THE WAY: this is all a joke/roleplay lmao
Yes hi hello
So y'know the Wilbur Soot videos? Birds and moles and rats?
Yeah, these are the things I'd do if I were in them.
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The Mole Video
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The guys at 13:33 in the video. Yeah, I'm him in this story.
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Wilbur: How are you doing? *throws book*
Me: *writes*
Wilbur: *looks at the book and reads it aloud*
"It's been 87 years. I have seen moles die, dig, and repeat. I have seen destruction, chaos, and peace. I have seen friendships broken and new relationships start. I have heard the mole sounds of help and agony, and I know what they faced. I know the name 'Wilbur Soot' the moles live in fear of him, as they should. Wilbur Soot locked me in this cage, with his powers like God. I felt resentment at first, but as the centuries pass by I knew I changed. I knew, yes, I knew that this was life! Repeating! Dig, die, face the wrath of Soot! But when will they learn not to disobey this God?! No wise mole would dare approach him.
Wilbur Soot is the reason we live, the reason we thrive here. But does that mean he is good? Not necessarily. Wilbur is a God, and the moles do as he says. Because they live in fear.
So Wilbur, think about everything. Have you been good or bad? We only live for you, we suffer for you, we are blind for you, we dig for you. We do everything for you.
What will you do for us?"
Wilbur:
Wilbur: You really just wrote a whole essay on moles?
Me: *nods head*
Wilbur: You do realize I have all the weapons on hand, right?
Me: *nods head*
Wilbur: You really hurt my feelings, y'know.
Me:
Wilbur: *takes out pesticide* Do you have any last words?
Me: *nods head yes*
Wilbur: throws the book at me*
Me: *writes and throws it back*
Wilbur: "If Gods can feel, Gods can be broken. I hope one day the moles will overcome their nightmares and I hope your God-like abilities shatter like a mirror, you mole-traumatizing fucker."
Wilbur:
Wilbur: Okay I'll let you live but only because you typed out a pretty impressive script and I bet your hands are bleeding.
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I thought this'd be funny
what video do i do next...
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