Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Hopeless // Beeduo

hi uh

im sleep deprived so have this shit 👍

also not shipping the real cc/people

happy spooky month :))

what are/would u dressing as?

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"I- oh" Tubbo sighed as the boy closed the door and heard a small bell.

He put his head on the counter, groaning as Tommy came around and laughed.

"You're hopeless, Tubs." Tomy grinned as he wiped a cup and tapped Tubbos head with it.

"I know." He mumbled and picked his face up off the counter. He grabbed the cup from Tommy and set it on the shelf, stacking it with the others.

He looked around the small cafe. It was small, yeah, but it was homey and cozy. Also, good pay. So when Tommy and Tubbo were kicked out of their homes and rented an apartment together and they found this place? Time to learn how to be a waiter.

"Want some hot chocolate? There's still some left." Tommy said, his voice a little softer.

"Probably." Tubbo smiled. "No marshmallows though."

Tommy rolled his eyes as he grabbed a mug "Yeah yeah, you're weird."

"I just don't like marshmallows!"

"Criminal."

"He doesn't like marshmallows." Tubbos voice went soft.

Tommy rolled his eyes again, but with a small smile.

(Honeybee came on sorry this is perfect)

"You'll see him next week, Tubs."

"But what if he doesn't come?"

"Then you'd be fucked."

"Exactly!"

"Because you're hopeless."

"...exactly"

Tommy stifled a laugh as he handed Tubbo a mug of cocoa. 

He. The two didn't know his actual name, but that didn't stop Tubbo from pining over him. He never gave his real name, just signed the check as 'Allium' but Tommy never showed Tubbo because he knew Tubbo would just melt.

*flashback time WOO*

Tubbo looked up from the list. A tall boy, maybe his age, with sandy brown hair was at the table next to the one Tubbo was serving. He was pretty, and had a grey-blue color of eye that Tubbo had never seen before.

Tommy knew even before Tubbo looked up he'd fall for the boy. His best friend was a hopeless romantic, and a shy introvert. Not a good mix. So Tommy had sighed and quickly went over to the boys table, smiling.

Tubbo had snapped out of whatever daze he was in, nodded, and went behind the counter, handing the list to the cook. He had tried to focus on making drinks, but the brunette kept glancing at the boy in the corner table.

*pov switch lmao*

Ranboo felt someone staring at him. He glanced up from his laptop and saw a small brunette staring at him. Ranboo awkwardly smiled at the waiter, and the waiter immediately looked away, blushing. The taller waiter poked the smaller and he grumbled something that made his friend laugh. 

Ranboo shrugged a little and returned to his essay. The taller came towards him and smiled.

"Hey. Ready to order?" The blonde smiled.

"Sure. Hot chocolate?" Ranboo requested.

"Mk. Marshmallows?"

Ranboo shook his head no and the blonde seemed to frown a little, but wrote it down.

"That's it. Thank you." Ranboo smiled back, and the waiter nodded and walked behind the counter, grinning at the brunette as he went into the back.

After everything, Ranboo looked back at the small waiter. He smiled at him again, and the waiter  quickly put the blonde who had served Ranboo earlier in front of him. Ranboo chuckled and thought for a while before writing 'Allium' on the check.

He got up and walked out, holding his closed laptop in one arm. On his way out he did a small wave to the brunette, who stared at him and blushed a little.

Ranboo shook his head a little as he walked out. Maybe he'd come back every week.

*flashback over ayy*

Tubbo snatched the check out of Tommys hand. "Give me that." 

Tommy shrugged "Go on. Read your beloveds name."

"He's not my beloved" Tubbo blushed a little, fake-frowning. He looked back at the check, reading the letters carefully.

"Allium?" He blinked "His name cannot be Allium."

"It isn't. His laptop has a little piece of tape with something on it. All I saw was a 'o'" Tommy looked over his friends shoulder.

(helpless just started playing. this is perfect wtf)

"I'll give you $150 if you ask him his name." Tommy said, grinning.

Tubbo glared at him "I'll take that 150."

"Then talk to your pretty boy next week."

"I hate you."

"Just do it, dumbass" Tommy smacked Tubbos head softer.

"I will!" Tubbo rubbed the back of his head.

"I will." He repeated quietly.

He could do this.

Or it was true. He was just hopeless.

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i wanna punch a tree