Actor AU go brrr
Also Purpled is here because there's no Purpled content and even though I don't watch him the fact that there is scarce Purpled content makes me sad
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Tubbo was joking around with Wilbur and the script. They had added "Fundy is trans, Tubbo is a goat, Schlatt dies from a fucking heart attack, Royal SBI??, notch apple shrine"
"Can we make this canon?" Tommy interrupted, having overheard them.
"Can we?" Purpled popped out of nowhere.
Wilbur laughed "We'll have to consult The Superior."
The minors glanced at each other, visible confusion on their faces.
"The Superior?" Tommy echoed.
Wilbur nodded "You don't know The Superior?"
"No" They all said in unison. Wilbur shook his head.
"Let me tell you a tale.. from a long time ago.."
"Hurry up old man, I want to know and fight The Superior" Tommy grumbled, and the others laughed.
"Okay, okay. The Superior is in a far away land, and she commands the canon for our series."
"This doesn't help, Wil. Dream is the director!"
"Shut up for a minute. She storyboards all the scenes, and decides what is canon and what is not. Sure, Dream decides, but we need a second opinion. So we send it to her."
"Oooh" The minors said at once.
"Can we meet her?" Tubbo asked.
"I will fight her to the death, I WILL BE THE NEW SUPERIOR!" Tommy said grandly.
"It's gonna be tough to do that, Toms."
"Why not? I'm a big man!"
"She's in the Philippines."
"Oh. I can beat her in PVP!"
Wilbur shrugged. "We can call her though."
The three cheered "Yeah!!"
Wilbur held his phone up high so the children couldn't steal it and pressed 'call'
"Hello?" A voice said through the phone. The kids gasped.
"Hey! These two plus the child-"
"I'M NOT A CHILD!"
"Wanted to see The Superior."
The Superior laughed. "Sure."
Wilbur turned the phone around so the others could see. A young girl, 14 maybe, sat on a desk covered in papers. The wall behind her was smothered in drawings and notes. The girl waved. "You can call me SAD-ist. Or Superior Artist Designer. Whatever works." She smiled.
"See? She's tiny, I could win the fight!" Tommy crowed.
"I can and will make you a chicken, Tommy." Superior warned. Tommy shut up as the crew burst out laughing.
"We have some ideas. Want to see if it'll be canon or not?" Wilbur said, amused.
"YESS!" The children put their hands in their air and Tommy grabbed the phone. The three ran away to Dreams office with Wilbur running after them down that crowded hall.
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could you tell I had no idea how to end it
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