Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

No Thank You // Oneshot

tubbo oneshot?? yes

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"Tubbo! I want to show you something!" Tommy burst through the door of Tubbos house. Tubbo almost choked on his honey tea, and he set the cup down. "What the fuck, Tommy?!" He said. Tommy chuckled "Heh, sorry about that... But follow me!!" Tubbo rolled his eyes but he followed his best friend out the door.

"Me and Wilbur started a nation!!" Tommy said excitedly. Tubbos eyes widened "What?!" He exclaimed. Tommy nodded. "Y'know Sally? Wilburs wife? She's pregnant, so the first citizen of L'manberg will be their son!" Tommy walked quickly, and Tubbo tried to catch up with him. "How do you know it's a son?" Tubbo asked. The blonde shrugged "I just know."

The two arrived at big black walls, and inside there seemed to be a van. "Welcome to L'manberg!" Tommy said, grinning. Wilbur appeared on top of the wall and quickly came down, via ladder.

"Tubbo! Welcome to L'manberg. Want to see it?" Wilbur smiled. Tubbo shrugged "I guess." So Tommy took Tubbos hand and lead him into the new nation, and they gave a (very short) tour.

"So what do you think?" Wilbur asked. Tubbo nodded slowly "It's cool." Tommy and Wilbur glanced at each other and smiled, a spark in Wilburs eyes. Tommy was practically bouncing. "What?" Tubbo asked, confused.

"Do you want to join L'manberg?" Tommy asked, smiling ear to ear.

Tubbo thought about it for a good half minute. "Mmm" He hummed for a second before replying "No thank you"

Wilbur and Tommy was taken aback, Tommy was more hurt though. Wilbur put a hand on Tommys shoulder, and his gaze was a little colder. "That's okay. Hopefully you'll reconsider" He said, and smiled faintly before turning around and heading to the van.

"What? Tubbo, why?" Tommy asked, and he sounded heartbroken. Tubbo shrugged slightly "You do you, Tommy, but I don't want to be caught up in any wars. I don't want my lives to be taken sooner than I want." Tommy stared, and nodded. "Okay. I'll see you around, Tubso" He followed Wilburs steps to the van. Tubbo turned and went back to his house.

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"TUBBO!!!!" Tommy shouted, knocking on the door many times before Tubbo finally opened the door, tired. "What?" He asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Guess what?" Tubbo was about to reply but Tommy interrupted him "Nevermind, I'll tell you. We got two new members!" Tommy said. Tubbo smiled "Awesome! Maybe I can meet them sometime. Uh.. do you want to come in?" 

Tommy walked in and flopped onto the couch. "Their names are Niki, a woman in L'manberg I know, and Jack Manifold. He's okay. And did you hear? We won independence!" Tommy yawned, his words slurring a little. Tubbo raised an eyebrow. "You good, big man?" He asked, but Tommy was passed out.

Tubbo sighed and looked outside only to see a smiley face. Tubbo covered his mouth to stop screaming, and opened the door. There was Dream, in his usual hunter outfit. "Hello?" Tubbo said, slightly confused.

"Hello, Underscore." Dream said.

"What brings you here?"

"As you probably heard, L'manberg got independence. Tommy is in the nation. he's your best friend, no?"

"Uh.. yes, he is."

"Mm. Do you have any more.. severe.. ties to L'manberg?"

"No. I didn't accept their invitation."

"And why's that?"

That startled Tubbo. He thought for a moment, remembering his first conversation about the nation.

"I don't want to die sooner than expected." Tubbo finally said. Dream nodded.

"So would you like to be on our side? You could live forever, y'know." he mused.

"No thank you" Tubbo said with a little hesitation. The mask covered Dreams face, but Tubbo could feel the annoyance.

"So what side are you on?" Dream and Tommy said at the same time. Tubbo stood in the doorway, between the two teams. Anxiety kicked in, and Tubbo glanced nervously at the two enemies.

"My side. Now get out of my property." Tubbo said, and pushed Tommy out of the door and slammed it shut. 

Tubbo sighed, and slid down the door. Maybe he should've said something else. "No. No, it's okay. Now they'll leave you alone." Tubbo whispered, reassuring himself. He took deep breaths and calmed down.

"I should get weapons.. Just in case.." He whispered. He did have some, and he was working on the ultimate weapon. But was it enough? Would they attack him? Then again, why would they attack him? Tubbo Underscore had nothing but a pretty house and normal living supplies.

He just had to hope he didn't get caught in anything.

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I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF TUBBO JUST NOT DOING L'MANBERG BECAUSE THEN HE'D HAVE ALL HIS HEARTS, PRETTY MUCH

its just so interesting to me :D

fuck i almost forgot to publish this sorry