Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

I Am A Boy // Fundy

pre-coming out fundy goes through horrible normal human teenager disease otherwise known as puberty and gets anxious and depressed!?

mmm yes, my favorite👌😌

also this isnt l'manberg. bruh i forget how to spell l'manberg-

might make l'manberg edition

BTW: SBI not canon! Wilbur just has a house and agreed to let Tommy and Tubbo stay if they help out.

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Wilbur had expected something to happen, but not this bad.

He knocked on the door. "Flora?" He called softly.

"What?" An annoyed voice responded.

"You okay?"

Flora buried her face in the pile of blanket. "Obviously not," She whispered, but answered louder "I'm okay. Just.. tired." Which wasn't exactly a lie.

Wilbur sighed "Mk, dinners ready if you want it." He walked down the hallway, almost getting run over by Tommy and Tubbo, who were chasing each other.

Tubbo skidded to a stop at the dinner table, and Tommy almost ran into it. They sat down quickly and were practically bouncing as Wilbur set down the bowl of pasta. They quickly filled their bowl before glaring at each other and scooting a seat away.

Wilbur raised an eyebrow "Why are you two so speedy today?"

Tubbo swallowed "Tommy stole my cookie."

Tommy glared at Tubbo and responded "You stole my waffle!"

"Only after you stole my cookie!" Tubbo defended himself.

"Nuh-uh! You fucking stole my waffle first!"

"I DID NO SUCH THING!"

"YOU DID DO SUCH THING! I WAS SAVING THAT WAFFLE YOU BASTARD!"

"I WAS SAVING THAT COOKIE!"

Wilbur sighed with a smile at the two teens arguing.

"Okay, okay!" He said while putting his hands on the teenagers heads. "Now eat. Slowly."

They grumbled but started eating slower. Wilbur rolled his eyes and sat down, eyeing the hallway and the closed door at the very end of it. 

"Do you know if Flora is okay?" Wilbur said, not thinking. 

Tommy rolled his eyes, fork halfway to mouth. "She's going through horrible human disease Wil, how else do you think she'll react?" He responded unhelpfully.

"How so?" Tubbo asked.

"I don't know. She hissed at me to get out of her room-"

"That's normal for a furry- I mean fox human hybrid." Tommy said while chewing pasta.

"Well yes, but I saw scissors in her room. I took them, but I want to know why she has them.." Wilbur said nervously.

"Look, Wil, it's just girl shit. Ask Mumza. I dunno." Tommy shrugged. Tubbo nodded.

Wilbur looked at them, questioning why he'd even asked the two, but went to the living room and texted Kristen.

Mumza

Hello?

Hello! need anything?

Can we meet sometime?