wilbur restrains himself from swearing in front of his child
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"MOTHERF-" Wilbur held his foot, but Fundy was right around the corner. "Fuuuunnnnndy, yes, do you wanna go to the park?" Wilbur said quickly before Fundy could repeat anything.
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"You little wh-" Wilbur started. "You gonna finish that sentence, Wil?" Minx smirked. He just glared at her and ushered Fundy out of the room. Once Fundy was outside, Wilbur whispered "You little whore"
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"Ffff" Fundy said copying his dad. Wilbur sighed in relief, he didn't hear the whole word.
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"Tommy you biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingo" Wilbur trailed off as Fundy came into the room, and Tommy started laughing. Wilbur glared at his brother and Tommy shut up. "Fundy, go to your room please" Wilbur said softly.
"Okay!" Fundy said smiling.
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Ahahahah, Wilbur forgot about gestures.
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"FUNDY COME HERE!" Tommy shrieked, and Fundy held Tommys apple in one hand as he flipped Tommy off with his other. Tommy burst out laughing, and Wilbur rushed in. "What? What happened?"
"Show him what you did to me, Funds" Tommy tried to contain his laughter as Fundy calmly came down the staircase and put his middle finger up. Wilbur sat down at the table and put his head in his hands while Fundy stared blankly and Tommy was on the ground giggling.
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short horrible oneshot I used my energy for
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Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination
FanfictionSo basically the SBI is royalty (including Tubbo) and Ranboo is adopted by a low-class noble (Eret, maybe). They meet and have adventures together.. But something happens. Ranboo, Tubbo, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are determined to find out what happ...
