Incorrect Quotes bc I feel bad

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I feel bad yall hafta wait so...

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Tubbo: I am smart.

Tommy: I am courageous.

Ranboo: Who am I again?

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A good theory even though it probably won't be proven:

Y'Know there's another secret member of the Syndicate? Yeah, their codename means something like 'silent one' or something. Do you know who is silent? Callahan. The man doesn't talk. Now I know he's never really in lore n stuff BUT DOESNT THAT MAKE FUCKING SENSE??? 

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Dream: I love you

George, trying to get into the wifi: It doesn't work

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Ranboo face reveal at 5mil, right? I forget.

And Dream face reveal in 3 days?

Or have I been mislead??

Also is Gogy in Florida

guys help

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Tubbo: *trying to reach a high up screwdriver*

Ranboo: You need help there, lil buddy?

Tubbo: Don't fucking call me that you tall bitch.

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Yes

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Tubbo: Excuse me sir where are your nukes?

Employee: *sweats*

Ranboo: Don't worry, I'll pick him up if he gets too crazy.

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Tommy: So we agree to disagree?

Drista: Absolutely not.

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Dream: Drista why does Tommy have a barrier block

Drista: I dunno

Dream:

Drista:

Dream: He told you it was his birthday didn't he

Drista: yep

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Foolish: ...Did I just step on someone?

Skeppy being the small man he is: YEAH YOU BITCH

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Lani and Wilbur arguing about anteaters:

Tommy: We'll take a 1 hour commercial break now...

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Wilburs neighbors during dawn of 16th: Send in the noise complaint time~

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Alivebur during Hog Hunt: Oh train!

Alivebur: Oh no train...

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Friend: Okay so Ghostbur (my beloved) is dead and this is Revivedbur?

Friend:

Friend: Get the fuck away from me, you aren't transparent.

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Friend: *ignores Tommys hay and nuzzles Ranboo*

Tommy: You little pri-

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okay im sorry :']

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