Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Chat // Oneshot

caw caw motherfuckers /j

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The first bird had been nice. And after a few years there were more. But Phil didn't expect there to be this many.

Phil had woken up to Techno shouting "PHILL" and had rushed downstairs to see crows covering  almost every space they could. Phil waded through the birds easily, as they separated to let him through, but many of them didn't budge for Techno. 

"What the heck is going on?" Techno wondered aloud. A few crows with a red symbol on their chest landed on Phils hat, and one leaned its head down to look Phil in the eyes. The man could see his old worlds stamp, the red symbol, on the crows chest.

"Hello, mods." Phil greeted them, and the birds with the hearts cawed back at him. Techno just stared at Phil, confused.

"These are my mods, they were here for a long time. I don't know where the rest came from though" Phil explained, and Techno nodded. He opened the door and the crows flew out, stretching their wings and flying about. Phil smiled, chat wasn't always this big, but they were beautiful.

"What's that?" Techno asked, pointing to a mod with something on its leg. Phil put out an arm and the mod landed on it, but tried to poke Techno when he tried getting the letter, leaving Phil to untie the letter from its leg. 

"It's from Wil" Phil smiled, and a bunch of crows cawed. Techno rolled his eyes and retreated back inside the house, wanting nothing to do with Phils son.

The letter read

Hello Father!

Your crows have been following me around L'manburg all day. Then they left, except for this one. Do you know why?

Anyways, not much news from L'manburg. Tommy's being Tommy, and Tubbo tried to get a beehive. We did get a new member though! His name is Jack Manifold. He seems okay, but I only trust him because Tommy said to.

Sally says hello. Flora is growing a lot quicker than I thought she would... And she's acting odd. She told me she didn't like her voice today. I don't know why she'd hate her voice, because it's very pretty. It reminds me of me, honestly.

The Dream Team has pissed off for now. I hope it stays that way.

How are you, by the way? And how is dear Techno? I know he disapproves of me in general but I'd like to see how he's doing.

ink splotch here

The crow tried to poke my finger. I guess that means I should wrap things up.

Best wishes,

Wilbur Soot

Phil sighed with a smile. A crow gently booped the part of the letter where it mentioned Flora, and the crows shook their heads. Phil laughed "I know, I know. I'll let him figure it out though."

Phil glanced at the many papers Wilbur had sent him. Maybe it was time to reply.

Or maybe not.

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Chat is cool

i made this idk why