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-Sapnap was arguing with Wilbur over Quackity once and Sapnap got so annoyed that his hand or something caught fire and Wilbur just casually fucking lit his cigarette with it lmao.
-Let's pretend beeduo isn't angsty and Ranboo covers the shifts Tubbo is too tired or stressed to do.
-Purpled tried some sand once.
-He said he had had worse.
-Fundy hates cotton candy. I don't know why, how, or whatever, he just hates it.
-Fundy has retractable claws.
-I just realized my brother is really close to Fundy's age and that's weird, aNYWAY, when Fundys birthday came around Wilbur never got him a present, and Fundy was heartbroken, but he had expected such.
-Hollon wait I have a scene in my head;
"Wil, isn't it Fundys birthday?" Tommy asked while grabbing some sticks out of the chest.
Wilbur took a long drag of his cigarette, then faced toward the forest.
"Wil. It's Fundys birthday, no?" Tommy repeated, a little colder this time.
"Maybe." Wilbur finally said, and Tommy could hear the dread and annoyance in his tone.
Tommy glanced at Wilbur one more time before sighing and lifting his axe onto his shoulder. "I'll go collect some wood, then."
Th curly haired brunette leaned against the vans side. "You do that, Toms."
Tommy frowned, gripping his axe tighter. He didn't like Fundy too much, but he knew Wilbur should at least say hello.
At least to his son.
-Wow that was pretty good, anyway, Quackity tried vegetarianism
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Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination
FanfictionSo basically the SBI is royalty (including Tubbo) and Ranboo is adopted by a low-class noble (Eret, maybe). They meet and have adventures together.. But something happens. Ranboo, Tubbo, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are determined to find out what happ...
