Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Allium // Cafe AU

requested by *insert username that didnt save*

my discord is NK#3759 btw

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Tubbo opened the door, instantly hit with the smell of coffee, tea, and other sweet tastes.

"Hello?" He called out, and a small clang from the kitchen in the back answered him.

"Hey Tubso!" A tall blonde grinned as he walked out of the kitchen, holding a fallen kettle in his hands.

Tubbo smiled softly. "Hey, Tommy."

"Do you know where Flora is? She said she'd be here early." Tommy frowned. "I need her to make scones."

Tubbo shrugged, putting his white apron on. "I dunno. Didn't she say she was taking today off?"

"Bullshit." Tommy grumbled, grabbing a bag of coffee beans and putting it in the coffee maker. 

Tubbo giggled a bit as he washed his hands, the cold water stinging his hand slightly. It was early in the morning, but they'd open soon.

Tommy quickly put out an assortment of pastries into the glass case, cracked his knuckles, and glanced at Tubbo. "Ready to open?"

Tubbo looked around. Tommy had done practically everything. "Yep. Are you on a sugar rush or something? Because this place looks perfect."

It was true. The cream colored walls were adorned with paintings and pictures. The milk chocolate colored wood was swept, and the tables were clean as could be.

Tommy blushed slightly at the compliment. "Might've had some coffee." He shrugged. "I'm ready to fucking go."

"Alright, alright." The chestnut haired brunette giggled. "Go on, let Niki in."

Tommys eyes widened. "Oh, shit."

He quickly ran from behind the counter to the door, where he switched the little sign to 'Open!' and opened the door, letting a girl with strands of pink in he blonde hair in.

"Hello, you two." Niki smiled warmly. 

"Hi Niki!" Tubbo greeted, grabbing a cup already. "The usual?"

"Mhm." Niki nodded.

"A small coffee with milk coming up, then." Tubbo whirled around to the coffee machine and Niki sat down in the corner table, pulling out her notebook she always had. 

Tubbo gave the drink to Tommy, who quickly yet steadily went over to the table and delivered her order.

"You're pretty early." Tommy said, setting the porcelain cup down.

"I'm always early." Niki replied, taking the cup.

"True." Tommy shrugged, then peeked at her notebook. "Is that for your history class?"

Niki looked at her notes. "Oh, yeah. I'm trying to write the last few down."

"Good luck, then." Tommy smiled and backpedaled to Tubbo, who was waiting for him with another order for another person who had trickled in.

{Uhh timeskip to like around an hour or two later, so let's say 10:12am}

(HBomb has joined the cafe by now so he's in the kitchen making pastries)

Tubbo stretched his arm, putting it over his head.

"Hot chocolate and a croissant." Tommy said, making Tubbo open his eyes and quickly get out a croissant and a plate. He turned around to the kettle, starting the hot chocolate.

"It's Allium." Tommy whispered from behind him and Tubbo perked up.

Allium was a guy around the two boys' age, but much taller. He had fluffy light brown hair and usually wore a mask. He had never signed his real name on the check, just 'Allium :)'. Tommy was sure Allium wasn't his real name, and was determined to find it out without seeming weird and a stalker. Allium had been coming for the past week and a half, but Tubbo was already intrigued by the character.

"Here." Tubbo handed Tommy the food and drink. "Don't be stupid."

Tommy grinned. "I'm never stupid."

"You are."

"And how so?"

"You haven't delivered the food."

"I'm sometimes stupid." Tommy whisked the order away while Tubbo tried to contain his laughter.

HBomb, or H, peeked his head outside the kitchen. "Do we have more space?"

"Space for what?" Tubbo raised an eyebrow.

"Uhh..." H looked at a tray just out of Tubbos sight. "I made some new cookies."

"Are they cat related?"

"...Mayb-"

"No."

"Aww!" H whined, but retreated back into the kitchen.

Tubbo rolled his eyes and returned to making the various beverages, glancing at Allium sometimes. He had his laptop out and was typing at.. a medium fast rate, Tubbo thought.

Eventually, Tommy came back with the check from Allium just as Flora and Eret walked in.

"Oh, hello! Good to see you here!" Tommy said sarcastically.

Flora cringed. "I know, I know, I'm sorry! I thought I told you I'd be on the afternoon shift too." 

Eret just shrugged. "I have no sympathy."

Tommy rolled his eyes. "Of course you don't. Now please take over, my hands and feet are going to fall off."

Flora smiled. "Yeah yeah, now let me into the counter. You can go and be free."

Tommy and Tubbo gratefully took the aprons off and sped out of the cafe, immediately heading for the park next to them.

"Bench time!" Tommy grinned.

"What are we gonna do?" Tubbo laughed "There's nothing to do at the bench."

"Ah, but your eyes deceive you.." Tommy produced a small box of small pastries from under his jacket "SNACKS!"

"Oh my god" Tubbo put his face in his hands, smiling "Did you pay for them?"

"Pfft," Tommy scoffed "I made them."

"You pre-heated the oven and H made them."

"Close enough."

Tubbo sighed. "Alright, fine. Snacks."

"yEAHH!" Tommy cheered, sprinting toward the old wood bench they always sat at.

Tubbo giggled and pushed through the tree leaves and bushes, following his best friend. He moved a low-hanging branch from his sight and...

"oh."

Allium looked up from his book, surprised.

"Hello."

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