Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

fuck it, Fundy headcanons

people who saw this published Nov. 1 YOU SAW NOTHING

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-The very tip of his tail is singed from when Wil blew up L'Manburg.

-He knows how to play the old anthem on piano.

-There's a big grand piano in the casino in Las Nevadas, but no one knew how the fuck to play until Fundy was recruited. Quackity didn't know Fundy could play, and the SMP had absolutely no pianos anywhere, so when Fundy got really excited and ran up to it Big Q was just like "lmao he's gonna try-" and then Fundy plays like Howl's Moving Castle or some shit.. so now Fundy is the piano player at the casino lmao. Oneshot, maybe?

-He likes singing because it reminds him of his mom.

-He can't play guitar, even though Wil has tried countless times in the past, he just refused to learn guitar.

-He's a good inventor, and really wanted to build his own wings, but Dream burned his plans.

-He never liked Tommy much, with Wilbur treating Tommy with more respect than him.

-Fundy has this big white streak in his hair which formed during Tommy's death, so when Fundy saw Tommy like 3 days after coming back, Tommy thought Fundy had died and been revived too. Idk why I like this so much.

-Everyone but Wilbur and himself has forgotten Fundy's deadname (Flora) until someone who didn't know Fundy was trans was doing some dumb shit and creating more feminine names for everyone because they were bored and they just say "Fundy.. Fundy would be like, Flora, no?" And Fundy just freezes up because he hasn't heard someone say his deadname in a long long time.

-A lot of people never knew Fundy was trans.

SBI Headcanons (so not canon n shit)

-When his poliosis started, when he was like 13 or 14, Wilbur and Phil started freaking out because they didn't know what it was and it wasn't genetic because none of them had ever had it, nor Sally.

-He got piano lessons from, surprisingly, not Wilbur but Niki!

-He played a piano duet with Tommy once.

-Once, little kid Fundy was with Niki out to the park because Wilbur had gotten drunk and knew Niki would love to spend time with Fundy, and a stranger came up and said to Niki "Your son is eating sand" and first of all, yes Fundy was eating sand, but Niki found it hilarious that this person thought Niki, who was like 17, had Fundy. 

-Wilbur got Fundy at 18. Then Sally left. And so this teenager needed major help from his family and his friends. So I guess the last headcanon doesn't make sense lmao.

-Wilbur got drunk and he almost left Fundy at a bar once... That wasn't a fun experience for the 5 year old.

-Fundy tried to drink but it tasted horrible to him.

-He almost ate a cigarette when he was younger.