Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Platonic Marriage Pog?? // Actor AU

how they got the concept

im literally in class rn lmao

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 Tommy flipped through the script, skimming over the pages.

"Dream, do you allow constructive criticism?" 

Dream looked up from his chair and raised an eyebrow. "..sure"

"This is shit."

"Thank you, Tommy. But I have literally no ideas."

The room nodded their heads as Tommy looked around.

Everyone from the show was huddled into the meeting room, a big area with bean bags, chairs, and sofas galore. Callahan was in the corner, reading the notes. Karl and Jimmy were quietly arguing over where to put the lighting, and everyone was trying to think of ideas.

"Hey, where's Ranboo and Tubbo?" Sapnap asked, breaking the quiet room.

Niki shrugged "The last time I saw them they were walking out the door together."

"Mleh mleh mleh, they're best friends" Tommy grumbled under his breath.

"What was that Tommy?" Wilbur looked up, smirking.

"Nothing." Tommy said quickly. "They've been disappearing every Wednesday. Yes, that's what I said."

Quackity popped up from a mountain of pillows. "You're not wrong. I wonder what they do." He did the ':]' face "maybe they do crack. I'd like some of their crack." He got up and headed towards the door "See you guys I'm off to get high with Ranboo-"

"There's no hope of you getting taller, Quackity" Technoblade said in his monotone voice, and everyone burst out laughing while Quackity joking rolled up his sleeves.

(IM SO HAPPY Alright JUST CAME ON ITS THE FIRST TIME ITS PLAYED ON MY PLAYLIST :DD)

The next 30 minutes they joked around and considered possible lore. But no one could think of anything.

"Okay, hear me out. Wilbur's a-" Quackity started, but then the door burst open and everyone looked over to see Tubbo, grinning.

"ME AND RANBOO GOT MARRIED!" He declared, and everyone looked around, confused.

Ranboo appeared behind him and sighed "Tubbo no-"

"He proposed and now I have this cool ass ring." He showed off a ring-pop on his finger as Ranboo leaned against the doorframe, raising an eyebrow. 

"That's a ring-pop." Sapnap commented.

"Yeah, and it's mine." Tubbo said, and flopped onto the arm of the sofa.

"Ranboo please elaborate." Dream said, and Ranboo nodded.

"Mk. So we were out-"

"Doing crack?" Quackity interrupted.

"Not doing crack, and I got a ring-pop. Tubbo wanted it though and it was blueberry so I didn't want one anymore-"

"Fuck you, blueberry is awesome." Tubbo put in, licking his ring.

"So I gave it to him. And then he gasped and I asked 'what?' and he said 'did you just propose??' and I denied the fact, but here we are."

Everyone chuckled. 

"Canon platonic marriage?" Karl questioned.

Everyone looked at Dream, who shrugged.

"No better ideas. Go for it."

Everyone burst out laughing again, and Ranboo gasped.

"Tubbo!! Y'know that character we made??" He said, turning to his now canon husband.

"Which? Dude we make so many." Tubbo asked.

"Michael."

Tubbo stared at him for a second before gasping, and Ranboo nodded as everyone else looked at them in bewilderment. 

"OHMYGOD IS MICHAEL OUR ADOPTED SON???" Tubbo asked.

"Okay who the fuck is Michael?" Tommy asked the question everyone was wondering.

"Me and Tubbo were losers on Valentines Day so we went shopping and we made up characters. Michael is like.. this pigman thing. Like Techno." Ranboo quickly explained.

Sam perked up. "I have an idea."

Ranboo groaned "Michael's gonna die, isn't he?"

"Aww no we just got him" Tubbo whined.

"Yeah he's dying sometime." Techno said, and Tubbo rolled his eyes. 

"Thank you, Mr. Anarchist."

"Your husband is a future anarchist."

Tubbo was silent for a second. "Can't argue with that." He said and licked his ring-pop and the cast chuckled.

"So what happens to our son?" Ranboo asked and sat on a counter.

Sam grinned "Aight, y'know how we planned Las Nevadas?"

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idk what this is