Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Dresses And Bonding // Fundy

inspired by someone on Ao3! love your work bro :D

ngl i really just wanted to write the ao3 story so this is kinda shit

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"A whAT?!"

HBomb grinned. "A dress! C'mon, it's pretty fun!"

Fundy glanced at the dress nervously. "And why must I do this?"

"Because it's national Wear A Dress day in Las Nevadas!!"

"When did that become a thing?!"

"Since I convinced Quackity to allow it. Now do it or I won't make you my famous pizza rolls."

Fundy winced. Those pizza rolls were the only edible food he had. And he was so sure he was done with dresses when he was 15. So sure.

But at least no one knew. No one knew he was trans. That was good.. right?

"Purpled is doing it, I still have to convince maste- Foolish.. even that Slime thing guy is doing it!" HBomb chatted, Fundy not really listening.

"Fundy. Fundy. Master. Fundy." HBomb poked him. "You good?"

"Uh.. yeah." Fundy snapped out of his daze, smiling weakly.

"Okay, cool. Now wear the dress or no rolls!"

Around 15 minutes later, Fundy stepped out of the 'dressing room' with a slightly uncomfortably low hanging orange dress on, binder underneath.

"Aww, you look adorable!" HBomb exclaimed.

Fundy walked around for a second, and subconsciously twirled and smiled. The dress actually felt good around his legs and body.

'I'm not supposed to like this.' He thought.

'But it's nice!' A part of him whined.

"I don't.." He mumbled, the two voices arguing in his mind.

"Fundy? You okay?" HBomb said, worried.

'Don't ruin this for everyone!' The voice argued.

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay." Fundy blinked. "What are we doing?"

"Picnic." HBomb grinned "I dragged everyone along."

"Oh, great." Fundy said sarcastically.

The two walked up to a patch of green grass on the hill, and Fundy noticed Purpled wearing a purple skirt with some black shorts underneath.

"This is so weird to walk around in." The sandy blonde complained.

Foolish, who was wearing a yellow summer dress, shrugged. "Does feel kinda weird. Also I can't climb stuff."

HBomb grinned. "Glad ya'll like it, now I have a surprise!"

The residents of Las Nevadas suddenly became very concerned.

HBomb grandly took some high heels and platform shoes out of a chest nearby and everyone collectively groaned.

"Must we?" Purpled asked.

"It's country bonding time, shut up." HBomb tossed some black shoes at the boy. "Even Quackity agreed it would be good."

"Fine." Purpled grumbled and grabbed the shoes.

H (im calling him H because im tired) threw some, like, 1 to 2 inch high heels at Fundy. Out of instinct, Fundy caught the high heels. He cringed a little, but put them on.