Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Goodbyes // Fundy Ghost AU

Everyone shut up and listen to this /lh

i did my research. i feel proud.

AND UH,, TW: self harm, suicide, self misgendering

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Fundy stared down at the ground. One kick and it'd be over. The pain would be gone.

What does death feel like? Fundy wondered. Does it feel nice?

He had had enough of this stupid, worthless life. No one cared about him. No one loved him, that's for sure.

So he set it up. A stool, some rope. Tie the knot, slip it on, tighten. Get up high, don't feel regret. Then kick it. Kick the stool.

Fundy smiled sadly.

"I heard there was a special place." His.. her sweet voice rang out.

"Where men could go and emancipate

The tyranny and bloodlust of their rulers

Well, this place is true, you needn't fret

With Wilbur, Tommy," Fundys voice cracked a little "Tubbo, Eret."

"A pretty big and not blown up L'Manberg."

"It's L'Manberg, 

my L'Manberg, 

sing L'Manberg, 

bye L'manberg."

And Fundy kicked the stool.

<Fundy choked to death. No lives remain.>

The chat appeared in the sky with a big flash, making everyone look up.

"No.."

"What?"

"It can't be.."

"He was on two lives!" 

"Fundy?"

Murmurs swept the lands, and people found their friends, laying out the information they knew.

<Review last words/message?>

The chat appeared with a flash again. A two hovering keys appeared in front of everyone. One with a 'Y' and one with an 'N'. Practically everyone chose 'Y'.

A young Fundys voice filled the peoples ears, even if they weren't wearing ChatPods. 

"Hey! *nervous chuckle* Uh.. I thought I should record this if I ever die..? I- what? Oh. 

*ahem* My name is Fundy Vincent Soot, I'm 14 years old but growing really stupid fast, and it's currently July 26, 2020! L'Manberg declared war on the Dream Team SMP yesterday. Did I do it right? Cool.

If any of you hear this.. I hope L'Manberg prevailed. It's my home! And uh.. I hope this finds you in good health n stuff.. And not a untreatable sickness *laugh*. How do- oh. Okay, I'm done."

<Review last words to assured person?>

'Y'

"Tommy!" Fundys 14 year old voice said excitedly into Tommys ear.

"Hey! I hope I don't die before you... or ever. Uhm.. I don't really know what to say! You were like my weird uncle brother figure. Don't die, okay?"

'Y'

"Hi Tubbo! You were always really cool and nice to me. Hope you're doing good."

'Y'

"Dad." Fundys tone was soft.

"I hope you never get to hear this. I hope I never get to hear your message too. I don't think I will, because you and Tommy declared you wouldn't make one. I don't know why, because this is really cool.

Um, anyways.. I- *voice cracks* Are you proud? I hope you're proud. Please be proud of me."

... 'User [Sally] is not available. Sending to [Wilbur]'

'Y'

"Hi, Mom. You probably won't hear this *weak laugh* I don't remember a lot of you. But um.. I'm going off to war. Soon. Maybe tomorrow. And I- *sigh* I love you. I hope you love me too."

'Y'

"Eret! Hey! I don't have a lot to say..? Thanks for helping me come out as trans."

.... 'Y'

"Dream.. I don't know why this option is on here, 'cuz we're enemies right now. Uh.. fuck you, and fuck George and Sapnap too."

<Review very last words?>

Everyone simultaneously pressed 'Y'.

"It's L'Manberg, my L'manberg, sing L'Manberg, bye L'Manberg."

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honestly I'm really proud of this

I made more but it was cringey af so I deleted it