Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Sally X Wilbur but it's actually just beeduo

hi uh a bunch of people wanted me to make my headcanon real so uhm...

go look at @ClayMold s oneshot, also in replies here

i kinda forgot the whole story sooooooooooooo

this is all platonic except for Wilbur and Sally, ya creeps out there

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Wilbur had gone off and left Tubbo and Tommy alone. They wandered around a bit before stopping outside a local pub, where a girl stole Tommys money and he had to go after her (guess which girl lmao). 

Tubbo just kinda sat outside the pub, waiting for Wilbur. He had nothing else to do, or be useful for. 

He must've drifted off, because when Tubbo woke up it was light out and he was not sitting on a barrel. He shot up and realized there were blankets on him, and he quickly got up. "Hello?" He asked, noticing his surroundings.

He was in a small room with a couch-like thing, and a small table next to it. There was a window, and it seemed to be around midnight.

"Oh, you're up." A voice said, and Tubbo fumbled for his dagger he kept in his boot, but realized it wasn't there. 

"I took your dagger, by the way. I didn't want you or me to get stabbed." A man, maybe Tubbos age but much taller, stepped into the room. He had fluffy light brown hair and grey-blue eyes, and he wore a privateers shirt and (i suck at describing clothes. just pretend a pirate-like thing okay?)

"Who are you?" Tubbo asked, and the man smiled. 

"You can call me Ranboo Beloved"

Tubbos eyes widened and the hairs on his arms stood up.

Ranboo Beloved was the most famous (or infamous, depends on who you are) pirate in the whole Caribbean (idk where they are but shhhh) and Tubbo was unarmed in the same room as him. His ship, the Ender, was feared by many sailors. A few say Ranboo and his crew murder the entire ship and sink it, and others say he is kind and like a Robin Hood of the sea. Tubbo thought the first option was more believable.

"Yeah yeah, you've heard the rumors, 'Most feared pirate of all' and stuff like that. I'm not telling you the truth, but you may as well infer." Ranboo said, sitting on the bed criss cross (apple sauce).

Infer Tubbo did. He thought 

'1. How did I get here?

2. Where am I anyway?

3. There was a blanket on me.

4. There was a very easy escape through the window.'

"So you're not killing me?" Tubbo asked dumbly. Ranboo just smiled and shook his head. "Nope."

"Where am I?" Tubbo asked, and relaxed a bit.

"You're in one of my houses. This town likes me, believe it or not. I was born here. I found you outside of the pub, and you looked like you were about to get robbed honestly, so I took you home. Not in a weird way." Ranboo summarized, and Tubbo nodded, processing the info.

Then his eyes widened as he realized what time it was. "OH SHIT, WHAT TIME IS IT?!" Tubbo freaked out. Ranboo looked out the window. "Maybe 7:00ish?" He estimated. The shorter boy looked around and spotted his dagger in Ranboos lap. He grabbed it, but Ranboo grabbed Tubbos arm quickly.

"I'm not going to stab you, my ship is just leaving soon and I have to go" Tubbo reassured, and Ranboo let go of his arm. "In that case, hurry up!"

The boys bolted out the house and Ranboo climbed up some boxes onto the roof. "Come on, stop staring at me like you haven't done this before" The taller boy grinned. Tubbo quickly followed after, and shouted "I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE, THOUGH" as he tried to balance.

Ranboo rolled his eyes and grabbed Tubbo hand. "Follow me" He said, and Tubbo just nodded.

(howls moving castle has heavily influenced Ranboos design and the plot in The Witch chapter and this one)

They leapt across the rooftops, and finally reached the dock where Tommy was arguing with the girl who had stolen his money the night before.

"Tubbo! And someone holding Tubbos hand!" Tommy said, relieved his friend was there, and then noticed the man who was taller than him.

Tommy quickly took out his sword from his belt and tried to hit the man, but he blocked it with a sword that seemingly came out of nowhere.

"Wait!! Wait a second!" Tubbo said quickly, and the boys put down their swords. "This is Ranboo, he won't hurt us. This is Tommy, he might hurt you." Tubbo introduced his friends.

Ranboo just raised an eyebrow at Tommys withering glare. "Nice reaction" he commented. "Like you could do better, Roof Boy" Tommy scoffed. Tubbo just sighed and looked around.

"Where's Wil?"

Tommy looked confused. "He's not with you?" He asked. Tubbo shook his head no. The two stared at eachother and then sighed, and ran off to town, leaving the two confused others.

"Okay." The girl said.

*timeskip bc your author hates 38 Scratch mail <3*

A tall, handsome man came running up to them with Tommy, Tubbo, and some woman running behind.

Tommy started to board the ship, but the girl punched him and said something like "say goodbye, child."

The assumed Wil was talking to the woman, and Tubbo ran up to Ranboo.

"Hey, thank you for this." Tubbo said, smiling. 'He has a nice smile' Ranboo noticed, the  turned slightly red at the thought and just shrugged. "Of course." 

"Maybe we'll meet again one day. (OH ISN'T LIFE SO FUCKING INCONSISTENT)" Tubbo said, and hugged Ranboo, who was startled at the gesture.

"Hopefully." Ranboo said, and hugged his new friend back.

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