Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Binders // Fundy

THIS IS HOME BY CAVETOWN IS A FUCKING BANGER

and Cut My Hair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLPgRLR-w0

Main lyrics for this are "My eyes went dark. I don't know where my pupils are"

also...I did the thing, chat.

I did the Fundy oneshot again..

I NEED TO STOP WRITING ABOUT FUNDY LMAO-

who do yall want me to write abt btw??

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Fundy laughed shakily. The L'manberg crew had gathered to have a small party for gaining freedom.

He hadn't taken off his binder in... 10 hours, maybe? Maybe more. But he couldn't, because everyone was inviting him to talk and join in festivities. And no one but Wilbur knew he had a girls body.

"Fundy? You okay?" Niki touched Fundys shoulder, snapping him out of the zone he was in.

"Yeah. Sorry, I was zoning out. What're we talking about?" Fundy said sheepishly. The crew laughed "New plans for L'manberg" Tommy supplied. Fundy nodded. "Go on."

"As said, maybe we can build a store or some shit. Sell weapons!" Tommy grinned. Fundy smiled at the boys enthusiasm.

Fundy took a breath in.. and couldn't. He exhaled quickly, and it hurt. 

'Oh no no no' Fundy thought desperately. 

'Stop looking hurt. You are fine.' The fox human hybrid put on a neutral expression, wincing ever so slightly as he took breaths.

For some reason everything was a little muffled. But it was fine. Everything was fine. Fundy closed his eyes, but this time he couldn't open them. Then he saw only black.

[MMMMMMMMMMM IT'S THE CREWS POV]

Everyone had started chiming in with silly ideas. Fundy leaned against the van, and his breathing had slowed. But Jack had said something which made every crack up, and it seemed normal because everyones chest hurt after laughing.

But Fundy had closed his eyes for a few seconds. And he wasn't really opening them.

"Furry!" Tommy said, smiling. "Have anything to say?"

Fundy didn't respond, and his tail drooped a little.

"Fundy?" Tubbo glanced at Tommy "Is he asleep?"

"How can someone sleep standing up?" Tommy scoffed.

"I dunno. I've met people who can!"

"Like who?"

"Wilbur can."

"That's when he's drunk, Tubbo."

"Fundy could've accidentally drunk something!"

"That's stup-"

"Both of you shut up." Wilbur cut in. The two boys did as told. 

"Fundy? Wake up." Wilbur said softly.

Instead, Fundy dropped to the floor.

Niki shrieked, and Tommy and Tubbos eyes widened.

Jack ran over and checked Fundys breathing. "Uh.. I don't think he's asleep" Jack worriedly said.

Wilbur stared and then groaned "Oh, Fundy..."

The crew looked at him. "What?!"

Wilbur shook his head and picked his son up and carried him inside. He lay Fundy on the ground and shooed the others outside, except Niki.

"What?" Tommy said to no one, mystified.

"I don't know. But why did Niki stay? I'm the one with all the health pots." Tubbo shrugged.

[MEANWHILE INSIDE HAHAH]

Wilbur had explained everything to Niki. She had nodded and quickly grabbed some water and health potions.

Wilbur took the binder off, and put a blanket on top of his son. He sighed. "He didn't take it off at night like I told him to." He mumbled.

Niki put a hand on his shoulder. "You should've told us, Wil. That scared the shit out of all of us."

"I know. I guess he'll have to tell them, it would be better anyway." Wilbur sat next to Fundy.

"I'll go outside and tell them we'll explain later, okay?" Niki said softly.

Wilbur just nodded.

[IDK HOW THIS WORKS IM SO SORRY GUYS IF THIS IS OFF BUT UHM FUNDY WAKES UP NOW]

Fundy opened his eyes and sat up, squinting in the light streaming through the windows. "Ow" He mumbled.

Wilburs head shot up. "Fundy!" He smiled and hugged his son.

"You didn't take it off while you slept like I told you to." Wilbur raised an eyebrow.

Fundy winced "I know. I'm sorry. I guess I have to explain now, don't I?"

Wilbur smiled sympathetically. "I suppose."

Fundy sighed. "Mk. Can I have the binder back?"

Wilburs face turned more serious. "No. But you can have my coat."

Fundys brow furrowed. "Fine."

Fundy put on a shirt and Wilburs thick coat. He leaned his head on Wilburs shoulder.

"You ready? They're outside waiting for you."

Fundy paused. "Yeah." He smiled faintly.

"Yeah, I'm going to be fine."

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i cant end things anymore qwq

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