"Ranboo?"
"Tubbo?"
"RANBOO!"
"Tubbo, it's not working."
"I'll get you out, I'll get you out somehow, just wait for me okay? Just wait and I'll get you out-"
"Bee."
"I'll find a way to break this, we'll get out and escape this fucking-"
"Bee."
"this fucking world, this conflict, we'll escape with Michael and find a nice land and-"
"Bee.."
"and we'll build a house and we'll live together and we'll be happy and a good family and-"
"BEE."
"I-"
"Bee. It's no use."
"No, no, no.."
"Take Michael to the moon for me, okay?"
"RANBOO! BOO!"
....
"You have 1 minute of health left."
"Can we.. change that to something more cheerful?"
"Sure, [Ranboo]"
"Cookies. Act like you're baking a big batch of cookies."
"[Ranboo], the cookies will be done in one minute."
"Oh..
fantastic."
...
"BOO!
Boo, don't leave me!
RANBOO PLEASE!!
I can't...
Please come back.. I can't...
You'll come back soon, right?
This is just the first life, yeah?
Ranboo?
Ranboo I'll find you.
I'll find you, boo.
I promise."
...
"Ranboo?"
"Hello?"
"BOO!"
"Uh-"
"Boo, I'm so sorry! But you're back! You're back with me."
"I'm sorry, who are you?"
"..Boo? It's me, Tubbo. Bee. Your Bee."
"You have the wrong person. I'm ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⟒⊬⟒."
"W-what?"
"Oh. You speak.. English. You can call me Ender."
"Ranboo? S-stop messing with me. It's not funny."
"Look, Tubbo, was it? Well, look, Tubbo. I'm not 'Ranboo' and I don't know you. And now my suit is getting wet because of your Upperworld-people things. Crying?"
"I'm.. Upperworld people.. what?"
"Oh my god, Upperworlders are so- Please, get, away, from, me."
"Excuse you? What have you done to Ranboo?"
"Excuse you. I have nothing, dear Bee."
"'Bee'? Ranboo stop pretending-"
*cackling* "Oh, it's true! Upperworlders are too loyal for their own good!"
"I-"
"Now excuse me, Upperworlder, while I figure out a way to get out of this fucking wretched place."
"Did you just swear?"
"You do have swears, don't you, dear Bee?"
"Don't call me that."
"Why not? You say I'm 'Ranboo' so I may as well fill in for you, Bee."
"You fucking prick you give me back my Ranboo or-"
"Or what? Or you'll hurt me?"
*blinks, and eyes go purple and he teleports behind Tubbo*
"Oh no, or you'll.."
*does the slice neck gesture*
"Kill me?"
"You can-"
"Yes, Bee, I love you. Yes, Bee, you're my beloved. God, you Upperworlders are pathetic."
"Don't speak to me like that!"
"Bee and Boo, sitting in a tree! You-are-not-thinking-of-me!"
"Don't-"
"give a fuck~"
"YOU LITTLE-"
"prick of an enderman? Oh, Bee, I'm a hybrid! I'm supposed to annoy you Upperworlders."
"I'm a hybrid too. You're not special."
"But I am. I'm special to you."
"No you aren't"
"What if I were to-" *teleports next to a pond* "Whoops!"
"NO!"
"Aww, Bee."
"I mean.."
"Listen, if you really hate me that much that you denie every truth, we should split. I go left, you go right, hopefully we never met again. Capeesh?"
"I-"
"Great! Goodbye, Bee!"
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Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination
FanficSo basically the SBI is royalty (including Tubbo) and Ranboo is adopted by a low-class noble (Eret, maybe). They meet and have adventures together.. But something happens. Ranboo, Tubbo, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are determined to find out what happ...
