Royal Beeduo | Part Book, Part Oneshot, and Full Abomination

Taken Away // Oneshot

mmmm 

f u m d y 

c o n t e n t

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It was a beautiful night. There was a soft cool breeze, making the leaves rustle. The sky was painted a deep dark blue, seeming as though you could swim in it. Delicate flower petals were daring to come off. The stars shone bright, and the moon was so smooth it looked as if you could touch it.

Animals slept. Crickets chirped. Foxes roamed. People rested. Dream stole a child.

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George was sleeping soundly, per usual. Sapnap was spread out on the beige (they couldn't agree on the color) couch. Karl was... somewhere. Punz was doing his own thing. So as Dream slowly crept into the trios cabin and no one woke up, he sighed, relieved.

And then the little shit started crying.

"No no no" Dream whispered, and tried to shush the child by putting his hand over the babys mouth. The baby bit Dreams finger with stupidly sharp teeth and proceeded to wail, waking the others up. Also Dreams yelp.

"What the fuck?" Sapnap groaned, and looked up. His eyes widened when he saw the bundle of blankets. "Did you get a dog?" He asked excitedly. Dream shook his head, honestly, Sapnap was so stupid sometimes. "Dogs don't cry, idiot" Dream said. Sapnap shrugged "It's 3 am" he yawned. (i yawned while writing that)

George sluggishly came in, his blanket wrapped around his shoulders. "Why is someone crying at 3:00 in the morning" He grumbled. The dark haired boys stared at the blonde, and Dream chuckled awkwardly. He set the blankets on the table, and there was a baby.

"A child?" George exclaimed. Sapnap squinted "It looks familiar." Dream nodded "It's Wilburs daughter." A few 'oooh's chorused, until George shrieked "THIS IS WILBURS DAUGHTER?!" The masked man rolled his eyes and unclipped the smiley mask. "Yes, I told you. Now we can bargain."

Sapnap was silent. "Wacha thinking about, Sapitus?" Dream teased, and sat down on the couch next to him. "What if we just... don't?" He finally said. After a few confused looks, Sapnap explained.

 "What if we don't use her as a bargaining chip. She's Soots daughter, right? It'd be more intriguing if Soot met his daughter in the war field."

Dream nodded slowly, and George sat on the beanbag. "That's one of your good ideas. Good job." Dream said. Sapnap rolled his eyes as George giggled.

The small human had calmed down by now, and was fast asleep. Her ear twitched, and her small tail curled around her leg.

Hollon...

"DREAM?" Sapnap whispered as loud as he could.

"What?" Dream whispered back.

"SHE'S A FUCKING FURRY"

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i like this idea tbh

ALSO, TECHNOBLADE HAS UPLOADED. BECAUSE OF STUPID AF TIME AND SCHEDULE STUFF I COULDNT WATCH IT, BUT NOW I AM