LMAO I SAW THIS THING THAT SAID REALLY RAMBUNCTIOUS GOATS HAVE TO HAVE POOL NOODLES ON THEIR HORNS SO HERE WE ARE
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"tUBBO!" Tommy fell backward onto a pile of snow.
Tubbo and Ranboo burst out laughing, and the goat boy helped Tommy up. "Your horns are hard. And pointy." Tommy complained.
"It's true. When you barrel into us it does kinda hurt..." Ranboo said.
"I can't help it!! Goat instincts!" Tubbo wiggled his fingers "What do you want me to do, put pool noodles on my head?"
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"This is humiliating." Tubbo grumbled.
He sat on the floor with two small pool noodles on his horns while Tommy and Ranboo were laughing their asses off.
"I hate you. Perish." The mad goat hybrid said.
"I love you too" Ranboo replied.
"You can just take it off." Tommy supplied.
Tubbo tried, but from the angle his horns were at and the fact that pool noodles aren't easy to grip, or at least these ones, he couldn't do it. Which made the others burst out laughing.
"Oh, Phil is calling me. I have to go, I'll see you later, okay?" Ranboo realized, and ran out of the mansion.
"I have a therapy appointment with Puffy. Cya, Tubs." Tommy grinned and ran off.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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short but I enjoyed writing this
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